Computers make it easier to do a lot of things but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney
I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it and that's more than I can say for prosperity.
Kin Hubbard
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
Thomas Fuller
It is hard to fail but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
Theodore Roosevelt
Many psychoanalysts refused to let me speak at their meetings. They were exceptionally vigorous because I had previously been an analyst and they were very angry at my flying the coop.
Albert Ellis
There is nothing more fearful for the average person in our society than to stand before a group of people and speak.
Charles R. Swindoll
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
It's when someone has an agenda of their own for the record that it doesn't work for me.
Alanis Morissette
Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Joan Rivers
