The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.

Bore n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

As far as carrying the torch for the years to come I don't know. I just want to be the best basketball player I can be.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for each other?

Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.

Man's love is of man's life a part, it is a woman's whole existence. In her first passion a woman loves her lover in all the others all she loves is love.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Beauty is the promise of happiness.

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