The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
Mark TwainWhat is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.
Ralph Waldo EmersonBore n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Ambrose BierceAs far as carrying the torch for the years to come I don't know. I just want to be the best basketball player I can be.
Kobe BryantI invented the cordless extension cord.
Steven WrightWhat do we live for if not to make life less difficult for each other?
George EliotBe gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Saint Teresa of AvilaMan's love is of man's life a part, it is a woman's whole existence. In her first passion a woman loves her lover in all the others all she loves is love.
Lord ByronMy obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Joan RiversBeauty is the promise of happiness.
Edmund Burke