Though men are apt to flatter and exalt themselves with their great achievements yet these are in truth very often owing not so much to design as chance.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
Abraham Lincoln
The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.
Niccolo Machiavelli
I asked the waiter 'Is this milk fresh?' He said 'Lady three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller
Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire.
Charles Dickens
Well if you're true to yourself you're going to be true to everyone else.
John Wooden
It is a curious fact that innumerable readers have asked me if I wrote this story. They seem never to remember the title of the story or (for sure) the author except for the vague thought it might be me. But of course they never forget the story itself especially the ending. The idea seems to drown out everything else - and I'm satisfied that it should.
Isaac Asimov
Now let me be clear. The path I lay out is not one paved with ever increasing government checks and cradle to grave assurance that government will always be the solution. If this election is a bidding war for who can promise the most goodies and the most benefits I'm not your president. You have that president today.
Mitt Romney
My cousins gay he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
Rodney Dangerfield
The difference between saints forget-me-nots and mountains have to have to have to at a time.
Gertrude Stein
