He who obtains has little. He who scatters has much.
Lao Tzu
Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value.
Doug Coupland
The true artist doesn't substitute immorality for morality. On the contrary he always substitutes a finer morality for a grosser one.
David Herbert Lawrence
All loose things seem to drift down to the sea and so did I.
Louis L'Amour
I was a young person once shortly after the polar ice caps retreated and I distinctly recall believing that virtually all adults were clueless goobers.
Dave Barry
The youth of an art is like the youth of anything else its most interesting period. When it has come to the knowledge of good and evil it is stronger but we care less about it.
Samuel Butler
To be happy we must be true to nature and carry our age along with us.
William Hazlitt
Sincerity is not a spontaneous flower nor is modesty either.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
[But the strongest reason he gave for discounting the results of the B-sample tests from France was heartfelt and honest and totally typical of the iconic cancer survivor.] A guy who comes back from arguably you know a death sentence ... Why would I then enter into a sport and dope myself up and risk my life again? That's crazy. I would never do that. No. No way.
Lance Armstrong
If you shoot at mimes should you use a silencer?
Steven Wright
