You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky but there's never any gum under any of them.

The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out.

Air power can either paralyze the enemy's military action, or compel him to devote to the defense of his bases and communications a share of his straitened resources, far greater that what we need in the attack.

The hum of multitudes was there but multitudes of lambs Thousands of little boys and girls raising their innocent hands.

We pity in others only the those evils which we ourselves have experienced.

Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.

The waste basket is the writer's best friend.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

Every age has its own poetry, in every age the circumstances of history choose a nation, a race, a class to take up the torch by creating situations that can be expressed or transcended only through poetry.

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