My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Rodney DangerfieldGuard your roving thoughts with a jealous care for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts.
Alfred Lord TennysonHistories make men wise, poets witty, the mathematics subtle, natural philosophy deep, moral grave, logic and rhetoric able to contend.
Francis BaconWe seldom find any person of good sense except those who share our opinions.
Francois de La RochefoucauldThe brain may be regarded as a kind of parasite of the organism a pensioner as it were who dwells with the body.
Arthur SchopenhauerTo tax and to please no more than to love and to be wise is not given to men.
Edmund BurkeLaugh at your friends and if your friends are sore, So much the better you may laugh the more.
Henry Ward BeecherLight is the symbol of truth.
James Russell LowellObama just announced Americans don't consider themselves victims or entitled. Actually the vast majority of Obama supporters believe exactly that. They believe exactly that.
Rush Limbaugh