This is my saddest story: In grade school they would have us open our Valentine's cards and read them out loud. I always sent cards to myself because nobody else did.
William ShatnerIs it not enough to know the evil to shun it? If not, we should be sincere enough to admit that we love evil too well to give it up.
Mahatma GandhiI started changing my swing in late 1999.
Tiger WoodsI don't envisage collectivism. There is no such animal, it is always individualism, sometimes the rest vote, and sometimes they do not, and if they do they do, and if they do not they do not.
Gertrude SteinThe talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have.
Woody AllenThere is nothing good to be had in the country or if there is they will not let you have it.
William HazlittWhat's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest.
Andy WarholIf there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use as His messenger a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
Dave BarryIf one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim."
Lyndon B. Johnson