Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
Christopher MorleySuspicion is not less an enemy to virtue than to happiness, he that is already corrupt is naturally suspicious and he that becomes suspicious will quickly be corrupt.
Joseph AddisonFind enough clever things to say and you're a Prime Minister, write them down and you're a Shakespeare.
George Bernard ShawWomen can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
Samuel ButlerThe doer alone learneth.
Friedrich NietzscheImmortality: A toy which people cry for And on their knees apply for Dispute contend and lie for And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.
Ambrose BierceActors work and slave and it is the color of your hair that can determine your fate in the end.
Helen HayesIt's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep or I'd be rotten to the core.
Phyllis Diller