Every parting gives a foretaste of death every reunion a hint of the resurrection.
Arthur SchopenhauerIf you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses.
Steven WrightFear comes from uncertainty. When we are absolutely certain whether of our worth or worthlessness we are almost impervious to fear.
William CongreveI haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney DangerfieldNever take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
Benjamin FranklinMiddle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net
Franklin Pierce AdamsLearning sleeps and snores in libraries but wisdom is everywhere wide awake on tiptoe.
Josh BillingsModern travelling is not travelling at all, it is merely being sent to a place and very little different from becoming a parcel.
John RuskinFoolishness is indeed the sister of wickedness.
SophoclesA man convinced against his will is not convinced.
Laurence J. Peter