Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.

There is no disgrace in an enemy suffering ill at an enemy's hand, when you hate mutually.

When I was a boy we didn't wake up with Vietnam and have Cyprus for lunch and the Congo for dinner.

I have never seen opponents so silent about their record and so desperate to keep their power.

The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself.

I know why they don't like me because they want the money I have.

University President: Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper pencils and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers.

If it isn't the sheriff it's the finance company, I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music

No accurate thinker will judge another person by that which the other person's enemies say about him.

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