If I am elected President of these United States I will work with all my energy and soul to restore that America to lift our eyes to a better future. That future is our destiny. That future is out there. It is waiting for us. Our children deserve it our nation depends upon it the peace and freedom of the world require it.
Mitt RomneyActors die so loud.
Henry MillerLet the first impulse pass wait for the second.
Baltasar GracianIn those days most people read newspapers whereas today most people do not. What caused this change? One big factor of course is that people are a lot stupider than they used to be although we here in the newspaper industry would never say so in print.
Dave BarryOften the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect has struggled with in vain.
Carl JungI am at heart a gentleman.
Marlene DietrichThe IRS! They're like the Mafia they can take anything they want!
Jerry SeinfeldEvery man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.
Henry Ward BeecherA man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table than when his wife talks Greek.
Samuel JohnsonYou learn to speak by speaking to study by studying to run by running to work by working, in just the same way you learn to love by loving.
Anatole France