Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George BurnsWe prefer world law in the age of self-determination to world war in the age of mass extermination.
John F. KennedyThe desktop computer industry is dead. Innovation has virtually ceased. Microsoft dominates with very little innovation. That's over. Apple lost. The desktop market has entered the dark ages and it's going to be in the dark ages for the next 10 years or certainly for the rest of this decade.
Steve JobsWe worship an awesome God in the Blue States and we don't like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States.
Barack ObamaMy eyesight is not nearly as good. My hearing is probably going away. My memory is slipping too. But I'm still around.
John WoodenBe Silent yourself that will induce Silence in others. Do not fall into the habit of shouting talking long and loud. Reduce contacts to the minimum. Carry with you an atmosphere of quiet contemplation wherever you happen to be. The less you talk the more will become your mental power. With the increase in your mental capacity there will be increase in your power of discrimination too. Consequently you will give up individual discrimination . Because of this you will begin to consider the good of the world at large rather than your own individual welfare. You must cultivate such broad feelings from this young age itself.
Sai BabaFor more than four decades the Libyan people have been ruled by a tyrant - Moammar Gaddafi. He has denied his people freedom exploited their wealth murdered opponents at home and abroad and terrorized innocent people around the world - including Americans who were killed by Libyan agents.
Barack ObamaNo matter where you go always do your duty as you see it and know that I will be there inside you guiding you every step of the way...There is no need to worry about anything. Whatever is experienced whatever happens know that this Avatar willed it so. There is no force on earth which can delay for an instant the mission for which this Avatar has come. You are all sacred souls and you will have your parts to play in the unfolding drama of the new Golden Age which is coming.
Sai BabaWives are young men's mistresses companions for middle age and old men's nurses.
Francis BaconGetting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho MarxThe wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations.
Benjamin DisraeliWhatever you may look like marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades so will his eyesight.
Phyllis DillerYou should not consider a man's age but his acts.
SophoclesOld age: the crown of life our play's last act.
Marcus Tullius CiceroThe tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all irrespective of age, sex or religion, nationality or status. It helps with fruit and shade even to the foe who lays his axe on its trunk! The dog can teach you a lesson in Faith Self-less service and the process of Dedication.
Sai BabaDo you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil they were bullies and they didn't know anything.
Chuck PalahniukI try to show my daughter that you have to compete at everything. You can't back down. I want my kids to understand that so when somebody puts an obstacle in front of you and says you can't do something you don't back down. You push through that to get something accomplished. I tried to set that tone for her even at an early age. She's competitive already at the age of 3. Seriously.
Kobe BryantLet every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent.
William ShakespeareIf the machine of government is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another then I say break the law.
Henry David ThoreauA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert FrostAge steals away all things even the mind.
VirgilAs the age of television progresses the Reagans will be the rule not the exception. To be perfect for television is all a President has to be these days.
Gore VidalIt is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age, but if so it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door and this dragon is religion.
Bertrand RussellHow can you prosecute a guy when there have been what must be violations of the WADA (World Anti-Doping Agency) code? ... The code says when there is just one sample available that sample must always be anonymous. Second that sample can't be used without permission. These are serious violations.
Lance ArmstrongWomen lie about their age, men lie about their income.
William FeatherAgeism works in both directions. As a teenager in the public eye, people would talk condescendingly to me. When you get older there's this feeling that you have to start carving up your face and body. Right now I'm in the middle ground - I think women in their thirties are taken seriously.
Alanis MorissetteYet Time who changes all had altered him in soul and aspect as in age: Years steal Fire from the mind as vigor from the limb, And Life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim
Lord ByronVirtue is relative to the actions and ages of each of us in all that we do.
PlatoTwo aged men that had been foes for life Met by a grave and wept - and in those tears They washed away the memory of their strife, Then wept again the loss of all those years.
Jean PaulWe're saying no changes for Medicare for people above the age of 55. And in order to keep the promise to current seniors who've already retired and organized their lives around this program you have to reform it for the next generation.
Paul RyanI smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George BurnsMan has no Body distinct from his Soul, for that called Body is a portion of Soul discerned by the five Senses the chief inlets of Soul in this age.
William BlakeIt is the malady of our age that the young are so busy teaching us that they have no time left to learn.
Eric HofferRashness belongs to youth, prudence to old age.
Marcus Tullius CiceroOld age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Phyllis DillerAge does not matter if the matter does not age.
Jean PaulTo create a little flower is the labour of ages.
William BlakeMen of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.
Dale CarnegieAdmiration of the proletariat like that of dams power stations and aeroplanes is part of the ideology of the machine age.
Bertrand RussellYou don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Emo PhilipsThe kids are old enough now - I just want to let them be kids. I don't want to comment on them too much. They're at an age where I just want to let them be kids.
EminemIt is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact no matter how suspect is superior to any imaginative exercise no matter how true.
Gore VidalThat is experience and age. They are veterans and knowing what they need to do within their system to maximize the whole. They have guys who are extremely talented.
Kobe BryantOld age comes on suddenly and not gradually as is thought.
Emily DickinsonLord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying!
William ShakespeareWhen those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper I ask if they have any aged pepper.
Andy RooneyDo not throw coins when beggars stretch their hands for alms, help them to become self-reliant. Provide food and shelter love and care for the sick and aged.
Sai BabaSince taking office, President Obama has signed into law spending increases of nearly 25 percent for domestic government agencies - an 84 percent increase when you include the failed stimulus. All of this new government spending was sold as 'investment.'
Paul RyanMan is not the creature of circumstances circumstances are the creatures of men. We are free agents and man is more powerful than matter.
Benjamin DisraeliAge carries all things away even the mind.
VirgilNo lie ever reaches old age.
SophoclesBy Time and Age full many things are taught.
AeschylusI'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George BurnsHe who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
PlatoAt the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
Salvador DaliYouth has no age.
Pablo PicassoSetting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
William FeatherLitigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
Gore VidalWith care and skill and cunning art She parried Time's malicious dart And kept the years at bay Till passion entered in her heart and aged her in a day!
Ella Wheeler WilcoxI wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent as written in our contract.
Groucho MarxThe youth gets together his materials to build a bridge to the moon or perchance a palace or temple on the earth and at length the middle-aged man concludes to build a woodshed with them.
Henry David ThoreauThe secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.
Lucille BallOne aged man - one man - can't fill a house.
Robert FrostThe people are the government administering it by their agents, they are the government the sovereign power.
Andrew JacksonA lady of a `certain age' which means / Certainly aged.
Lord ByronI've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
Charlie SheenI don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.
T. S. EliotI must confess I was born at a very early age.
Groucho MarxAge will not be defied.
Francis Bacon