If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave BarryHolding my baby is the best drug in the world.
Kurt CobainThis country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will RogersA baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
Carl SandburgAnd when our baby stirs and struggles to be born it compels humility: what we began is now its own.
Margaret MeadThe baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Woody AllenThe parents age must be remembered both for joy and anxiety.
ConfuciusGovernment is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald ReaganThe worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Kin HubbardNo matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham LincolnI think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby.
Kim KardashianMy friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Steven WrightIt'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.
EminemI knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan RiversThere was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show.
Christina AguileraMy next baby will be my new record.
Lady GagaI want a baby from an Italian - possibly Sicilian - donor.
Lady GagaI feel like some of my baby fat is going away and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your body is in tune with your mind and your spirituality and your heart. If things are going better I just think you look better.
Drew Barrymore