Death unites as well as separates, it silences all paltry feeling.

I know not what others may choose but as for me give me liberty or give me death.

Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men the death of his father is a new lease of life.

Life is a process of becoming a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.

England! awake! awake! awake! / Jerusalem thy sister calls! / Why wilt thou sleep the sleep of death / And close her from thy ancient walls?

We are now at a point where we must educate our children in what no one knew yesterday and prepare our schools for what no one knows yet.

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.

Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way until every inner city is cleaned up there is no shortage of things to do.

Biography lends to death a new terror.

When death the great reconciler has come it is never our tenderness that we repent of but our severity.

Humanity should question itself once more about the absurd and always unfair phenomenon of war on whose stage of death and pain only remain standing the negotiating table that could and should have prevented it.

If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.

Maro you' give me nothing while you live but after death you cry then you'll give, If thou art not indeed turned arrant ass Thou know'st what I desire to come to pass

Death accepts no excuse Tears do not move its heart.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

But as to women who can penetrate the real sufferings of their she condition? Man's very sympathy with their estate has much of selfishness and more suspicion. Their love their virtue beauty education but form good housekeepers to breed a nation.

At a formal dinner party the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world.

All tragedies are finished by a death All comedies are ended by a marriage

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set I go into the other room and read a book.

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents worried five of them to death impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails we hold an election and assassinate their character.

The goal of all life is death.

It is paradoxical that many educators and parents still differentiate between a time for learning and a time for play without seeing the vital connection between them.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert then joined the army. The first time he saluted he killed himself.

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower taxes- and who has not proceeded to vote for the very spending projects that make tax cuts impossible?

Death comes as a heavy blow when known too well to others you die unknown to yourself.

And I will show that nothing can happen more beautiful than death.

Virtue is the fragrance of the flowers which the tree of life puts forth. Educated people must be identified in society by their strict adherence to virtue not by more skilled methods of escaping the consequences of vice.

It is old age rather than death that is to be contrasted with life. Old age is life's parody whereas death transforms life into a destiny: in a way it preserves it by giving it the absolute dimension. Death does away with time.

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them, for these only gave them life those the art of living well.

Even in the valley of the shadow of death two and two do not make six.

We get into the habit of living before acquiring the habit of thinking. In that race which daily hastens us towards death the body maintains its irreparable lead.

Let us eat and drink neither forgetting death unduly nor remembering it. The Lord hath mercy on whom he will have mercy etc. and the less we think about it the better.

Death is the wish of some the relief of many and the end of all.

There's nothing wrong in suffering if you suffer for a purpose. Our revolution didn't abolish danger or death. It simply made danger and death worthwhile.

When we have lost everything including hope life becomes a disgrace and death a duty.

We should always deal cautiously with fire water women foolish people serpents and members of a royal family, for they may when the occasion presents itself at once bring about our death.

I look forward to death with great anticipation to meeting God face to face.

There is no lonelier man in death except the suicide than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.

Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death?

The slave is doomed to worship time and fate and death because they are greater than anything he finds in himself and because all his thoughts are of things which they devour.

Death obsesses me yes it does. I can't really understand why it doesn't obsess everyone - I think it does really I'm just a little more out about it.

The government is tottering. We must deal it the death blow an any cost. To delay action is the same as death.

The nearer people approach old age the closer they return to a semblance of childhood until the time comes for them to depart this life again like children neither tired of living nor aware of death.

It is difficult to accept death in this society because it is unfamiliar. In spite of the fact that it happens all the time we never see it.

Death may call any moment Every moment everyone is nearing death.

The first duty of a state is to see that every child born therein shall be well housed clothed fed and educated till it attains years of discretion.

It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded but the fear of pain or death.

Art has the power to transform to illuminate to educate inspire and motivate.

Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.

The appeal of cinema lies in the fear of death.

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.

An unused life is an early death.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Personally I would be delighted if there were a life after death especially if it permitted me to continue to learn about this world and others if it gave me a chance to discover how history turns out.

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.

No group and no government can properly prescribe precisely what should constitute the body of knowledge with which true education is concerned.

Old age is a tyrant who forbids under pain of death the pleasures of youth.

Death gives us sleep eternal youth and immortality.

If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death becoming someone else is the best hope I've got.

I've got no interest in educating or instructing people.

If every man on Earth could take with him on death even a handful of mud from the Earth, there would have been nothing much left and mud would have been rationed at so many ounces per head!

We need men with moral courage to speak and write their real thoughts and to stand by their convictions even to the very death.

Either the Government must have the capacity to educate and reform the people or the people must have the capacity to educate the Government.

When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue.

It has ever been since time began and ever will be till time lose breath that love is a mood - no more - to man and love to a woman is life or death.

The whole notion of journalism being an institution whose fundamental purpose is to educate and inform and even one might say elevate has altered under commercial pressure perhaps into a different kind of purpose which is to divert and distract and entertain.

Live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.

Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty.

Learning is a friend on the journey, a wife in the house, medicine in sickness, and religious merit is the only friend after death.

In India we only read about death sickness terrorism crime.

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character would you slow down? Or speed up?

The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends and where the other begins?

People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death the pain is over. Yeah I guess it is a friend.

I've told my children that when I die to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated. For me death is a graduation.

You can change your world by changing your words... Remember death and life are in the power of the tongue.

To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice, and while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does it not for some noble object but to escape some ill.

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it I order a massage and it goes away.

A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan.

Dependency is death to initiative to risk-taking and opportunity. It's time to stop the spread of government dependency and fight it like the poison it is.

Death is a very dull dreary affair and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.

Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death.

Life inspires more dread than death - it is life which is the great unknown.

There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get back to the way they were.

Despise not death but welcome it for nature wills it like all else.

I spent three days a week for 10 years educating myself in the public library and it's better than college. People should educate themselves - you can get a complete education for no money. At the end of 10 years I had read every book in the library and I'd written a thousand stories.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

A man who encounters the following three is unfortunate, the death of his wife in his old age the entrusting of money into the hands of relatives and depending upon others for food.

True love makes the thought of death frequent easy without terrors, it merely becomes the standard of comparison the price one would pay for many things.

Death is a release from the impressions of the senses, and from desires that make us their puppets, and from the vagaries of the mind, and from the hard service of the flesh.

Death is not a deplorable event It is the journey Sai Baba

The death of a beautiful woman is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.

Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth.

Life and death are one thread the same line viewed from different sides.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which never happened.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

Montreal is a very cosmopolitan sophisticated erudite educated glorious city today. But it wasn't quite that way when I was growing up there. There was a lot of anti-Semitism. And I had to deal with that in an area of the city that had very few Jews.

That is the great mistake about the affections. It is not the rise and fall of empires the birth and death of kings or the marching of armies that move them most. When they answer from their depths it is to the domestic joys and tragedies of life.

In every parting there is an image of death.

No true believer could be intolerant or a persecutor. If I were a magistrate and the law carried the death penalty against atheists I would begin by sending to the stake whoever denounced another.

Death is frightening and so is Eternal Life.

A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn, it can be stabbed to death by a quip and worried to death by a frown on the right man's brow.

Death is less bitter punishment than death's delay.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Death is a fearful thing.

It is possible to provide security against other ills but as far as death is concerned we men live in a city without walls.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm, resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking.

We cast away priceless time in dreams born of imagination fed upon illusion and put to death by reality.

On neither the sun nor death can a man look fixedly.

Men do not accept their prophets and slay them but they love their martyrs and worship those whom they have tortured to death.

Alas I am dying beyond my means.

Oh! death will find me long before I tire of watching you.

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is immoral. Pro-life is the extremist position not a moral position. Yet we should compromise and work to reduce abortions. Where's the compromise between life and death - and why work to reduce the number of them occurring if there's nothing wrong with them?

No Birth, No death.

My personal telephone book is a book of the dead now. I'm so old. Almost all of my friends have died and I don't have the guts to take their names out of the book.

The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits.

His dying seemed to give total strangers a sense of integrity they never had wanted while he was alive.

Democracy means government by the uneducated while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.

After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

Death comes to all but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold.

Broadly speaking human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death those who are worried to death and those who are bored to death

Of all the gods only death does not desire gifts.

For children preserve the fame of a man after his death.

For death is not the worst but when one wants to die and is not able even to have that.

Death is not the biggest fear we have, our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive - the risk to be alive and express what we really are.

The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch which hurts and is desired.

Light may earth's crumbling sand be laid on thee, that dogs may dig thy bones up easily.

A useless life is an early death.

This existence of ours is as transient as Autumn clouds. To watch the birth and death of beings is like looking at the movements of a dance. A lifetime is a flash of lightning in the sky. Rushing by like a torrent down a steep mountain.

Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark, and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales so is the other.

Foolish men imagine that, because judgment for an evil thing is delayed, there is no justice, but only accident here below. Judgment for an evil thing is many times delayed some day or two, some century or two, but it is sure as life, it is sure as death.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Which death is preferably to every other? "The unexpected".

That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.

Men seek the causes for death but no one seeks the Divine source of life.

God is without birth and death and is an eternal witness, you must strive hard to earn the love of God.

Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an death's the other.

I do not agree with what you have to say but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

If life must not be taken too seriously then so neither must death.

To love rightly is to love what is orderly and beautiful in an educated and disciplined way.

There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.

The fear of death often proves mortal and sets people on methods to save their Lives which infallibly destroy them.

Death happens to the body with which it is associated with which it mixes. The delusion that the body is the core that the body is real that verily is the death.

The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.

Death is a friend of ours, and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.

The desire to die was my one and only concern, to it I have sacrificed everything even death.

If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference " you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.

Only the educated are free.

Because I could not stop for death He kindly stopped for me, The carriage held but just ourselves and immortality.

Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me give me liberty or give me death!

The charm of fame is so great that we like every object to which it is attached even death.

It is not the end of the physical body that should worry us. Rather our concern must be to live while we're alive - to release our inner selves from the spiritual death that comes with living behind a facade designed to conform to external definitions of who and what we are.

I thought perhaps it should be recognized that religious people including fundamentalists are quite intelligent many of them are highly educated and they should be treated with complete respect.

Man is born in a day and he dies in a day and the thing is easily over, but to have a sick heart for three-fourths of one's lifetime is simply to have death renewed every morning, and life at that price is not worth living.

There are as is known insects that die in the moment of fertilization. So it is with all joy: life's highest most splendid moment of enjoyment is accompanied by death.

Death is the king of this world: 'Tis his park where he breeds life to feed him. Cries of pain are music for his banquet.

In the attempt to defeat death man has been inevitably obliged to defeat life for the two are inextricably related. Life moves on to death and to deny one is to deny the other.

If physical death is the price that I must pay to free my white brothers and sisters from a permanent death of the spirit then nothing can be more redemptive.

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast.

Even as the unborn babe is in the womb of his mother, these five are fixed as his life destiny: his life span, his activities, his acquisition of wealth and knowledge, and his time of death.

Death so called is a thing which makes men weep: and yet a third of Life is passed in sleep

Prepare your hearts for Death's cold hand! prepare Your souls for flight your bodies for the earth, Prepare your arms for glorious victory, Prepare your eyes to meet a holy God! Prepare prepare!

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Give me liberty or give me death.

Life is better than death I believe if only because it is less boring and because it has fresh peaches in it.

Madame all stories if continued far enough end in death and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you.

We have an obligation and a responsibility to be investing in our students and our schools. We must make sure that people who have the grades the desire and the will but not the money can still get the best education possible.

Free enterprise has done more to lift people out of poverty to help build a strong middle class to help educate our kids and to make our lives better than all the programs of government combined.

I were better to be eaten to death with a rust, than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion.

My dear child if you desire to be free from the cycle of birth and death then abandon the objects of sense gratification as poison. Drink instead the nectar of forbearance upright conduct mercy cleanliness and truth.

It cannot be denied that outward accidents conduce much to fortune favor opportunity death of others occasion fitting virtue, but chiefly the mold of a man's fortune is in his own hands

I have often thought upon death and I find it the least of all evils.

Man lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be, at the hands of his brother, never by killing him.

For centuries the death penalty often accompanied by barbarous refinements has been trying to hold crime in check, yet crime persists. Why? Because the instincts that are warring in man are not as the law claims constant forces in a state of equilibrium.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Death doesn't affect the living because it has not happened yet. Death doesn't concern the dead because they have ceased to exist.

Since change is constant you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished.

Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.

Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.

I love the name of honor more than I fear death.

Death is one moment and life is so many of them.

Love we say is life, but love without hope and faith is agonizing death.

Death is an absolute marvel.

I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama - then candidate Obama - going through Iowa making promises. The gap between his promises and his performance is the largest I've seen well since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of 'til death do we part.

Death is not the worst that can happen to men.

Disease generally begins that equality which death completes.

Justifying conscription to promote the cause of liberty is one of the most bizarre notions ever conceived by man! Forced servitude with the risk of death and serious injury as a price to live free makes no sense.

I had seen birth and death but had thought they were different.

I may neither choose whom I would nor refuse whom I dislike, so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father.

Grumbling is the death of love.

If we help an educated man's daughter to go to Cambridge are we not forcing her to think not about education but about war? - not how she can learn but how she can fight in order that she might win the same advantages as her brothers?

No evil can happen to a good man either in life or after death.

The history of the world is the record of the weakness frailty and death of public opinion.

Death came very easily to her. She had lived such an innocent and loving life of service to others and held such a simple faith that she had no fears at all and did not seem to mind very much.

If you believe in God believe in Death Row East.

Death is a commingling of eternity with time, in the death of a good man eternity is seen looking through time.

Death hangs over thee While thou still live while thou may do good

A wicked wife a false friend a saucy servant and living in a house with a serpent in it are nothing but death.

My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die.

For a man who has done his natural duty death is as natural as sleep.

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.

Love whether newly born or aroused from a deathlike slumber must always create sunshine filling the heart so full of radiance this it overflows upon the outward world.

Death and life are the manifestations of God Sai Baba

When your time comes to die be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.

That which is so universal as death must be a benefit.

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new.

I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out in a war fought with the atomic bomb. Perhaps two-thirds of the people of the earth will be killed.

A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause and death ensued the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun and might if the latter were of an aggravated character return a verdict of justifiable homicide.

To some extent I liken slavery to death.

Death is nothing but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.

In the night of death hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.

Our lives at times seem a study in contrast... love & hate birth & death right & wrong... everything seen in absolutes of black & white. Too often we are not aware that it is the shades of grey that add depth & meaning to the starkness of those extremes.

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

Death is someone you see very clearly with eyes in the center of your heart: eyes that see not by reacting to light but by reacting to a kind of a chill from within the marrow of your own life.

I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.

Death is but another stage of life. However long one suffers from illness or however severe the injury death can happen only when Time signals the right moment.

Death is easier than a wretched life, and better never to have born than to live and fare badly.

If a man can bridge the gap between life and death if he can live on after he's dead then maybe he was a great man.

Not even old age knows how to love death.

Minimalism seems closest to the sophisticated storytelling of movies. Movies have really educated contemporary audiences to be the most intelligent sophisticated audiences in history. We don't any longer need to have the relationship between one scene and the next explained. We will figure it out ourselves.

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do you're on the road to death.

Whether you like it or not you're forced to come to the realisation that death is out there. But I don't fear death I'm a fatalist. I believe when it's your time that's it. It's the hand you're dealt.

If we have been pleased with life we should not be displeased with death since it comes from the hand of the same master.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day if I did not laugh I should die.

He whose hands are clean does not like to hold an office, he who desires nothing cares not for bodily decorations, he who is only partially educated cannot speak agreeably, and he who speaks out plainly cannot be a deceiver.

It is impossible that anything so natural so necessary and so universal as death should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.

Only a liberal senator from Massachusetts would say that a 49 percent increase in funding for education was not enough.

Death does not concern us because as long as we exist death is not here. And when it does come we no longer exist.

We are living in 1937 and our universities I suggest are not half-way out of the fifteenth century. We have made hardly any changes in our conception of university organization education graduation for a century - for several centuries.

If fame is only to come after death I am in no hurry for it

Shrinking away from death is something unhealthy and abnormal which robs the second half of life of its purpose.

Few cross the river of time and are able to reach non-being. Most of them run up and down only on this side of the river. But those who when they know the law follow the path of the law they shall reach the other shore and go beyond the realm of death.

You don't understand death you learn to acquiesce in death.

Prohibit the taking of omens and do away with superstitious doubts. Then until death itself comes no calamity need be feared.

The ceaseless labour of your life is to build the house of death.

We need to understand that we as citizens and as a government in any community throughout this country have no more important obligation than to educate those who are going to replace us.

The tenor's voice is spoilt by affectation And for the bass the beast can only bellow, In fact he had no singing education An ignorant noteless timeless tuneless fellow.

The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect between life and death. When literature becomes too intellectual - when it begins to ignore the passions the emotions - it becomes sterile silly and actually without substance.

A human body is associated with six stages of transformation: birth, growth, change, evolution, death and destruction.

Men are convinced of your arguments your sincerity and the seriousness of your efforts only by your death.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death where is thy sting?

Death is only a larger kind of going abroad.

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.

We are becoming slaves to the process of birth and death. We should not allow ourselves to become slaves to this process. We should make an attempt to become one with the great effulgent spirit.

Art is the tree of life. Science is the tree of death. God is Jesus.

You hear a lot about God these days: God the beneficent, God the all-great, God the Almighty, God the most powerful, God the giver of life, God the creator of death. I mean we're hearing about God all the time so we better learn how to deal with it. But if we know anything about God God is arbitrary.

No matter how prepared you think you are for the death of a loved one it still comes as a shock and it still hurts very deeply.

It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams what's left?

Death they say acquits us of all obligations.

Whenever death may surprise us let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not, nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not, unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not, the world is full of educated failures. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.

The educated do not share a common body of information but a common state of mind.

I know when I'm working I seldom get into trouble. My educated guess is that boredom has caused most of the problems with Hollywood celebrities.

The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.

It is natural to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes to that siren until she allures us to our death.

Death is delightful. Death is dawn The waking from a weary night Of fevers unto truth and light.

For life and death are one even as the river and the sea are one.

What seems to be is to those to whom it seems to be and is productive of the most dreadful consequences to those to whom it seems to be even of torments despair eternal death.

I think the race has everything. I think it has difficulty it has joy it has excitement it even has death.

Do the thing we fear and death of fear is certain.

A strong argument for the religion of Christ is this - that offences against Charity are about the only ones which men on their death-beds can be made - not to understand - but to feel - as crime.

There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere and many of us will have to pass through the valley of the shadow of death again and again before we reach the mountaintop of our desires.

I am able to follow my own death step by step. Now I move softly towards the end.

What charitable 1 percenters can't do is assume responsibility - America's national responsibilities: the care of its sick and its poor the education of its young the repair of its failing infrastructure the repayment of its staggering war debts.

Death may be the King of terrors... but Jesus is the King of kings!

One death is a tragedy, one million is a statistic.

Life is but a moment death also is but another.

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young you get a gold watch you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs alcohol you party you get ready for high school. You go to grade school you become a kid you play you have no responsibilities you become a little baby you go back into the womb you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.

On the plus side death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.

It is the cause not the death that makes the martyr.

A belief in hell, and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton, have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumor.

I am running for president to help create a better future. A future where everyone who wants a job can find one. Where no senior fears for the security of their retirement. An America where every parent knows that their child will get an education that leads them to a good job and a bright horizon.