A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
UnknownMy doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson WellesVegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter.
UnknownGluttony is not a secret vice.
Orson WellesI still indulge in a glass of wine or chocolate - treats are mandatory. Without deviating from the day-to-day healthy diet once in a while it wouldn't be sustainable for me and that's what I wanted: an approach to eating to last my entire life.
Alanis MorissetteI have to be on such a strict diet constantly.
Lady GagaFor four to six months at a time I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast carrots and black coffee.
Alanis MorissetteI never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae WestWe're all bombarded with so many dietary messages that it's hard to find time to sort through all this information but we do have time to take a look at our kids' plates.
Michelle ObamaIf one' s conduct is to be right and proper one should carefully observe the disciplines regarding diet.
Sai BabaDiets like clothes should be tailored to you.
Joan RiversA friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma BombeckThere were years when I was a beer and tequila guy then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch and if you get hooked on scotch then everything else just tastes wrong.
Ron WhiteWhat some call health if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet isn't much better than tedious disease.
Alexander PopeFood is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz