Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.

Better to be strong than pretty and useless.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally I let her out.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity, in a girl boldness.

Man who open door for girlfriend reveal one thing... either car is new or girlfriend is.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her, before Father Time takes it away.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I'm just a simple country girl.

I'm a smart girl.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

Before marriage a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage she has to hold him to make love to him.

I didn't want to just be another girl singer. I wanted there to be something that set me apart.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

When I wake up in the morning I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl.

Girls we love for what they are, young men for what they promise to be.

I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child.

A single woman, with a very narrow income, must be a ridiculous, disagreeable old maid! - the proper sport of boys and girls - but a single woman, of good fortune, is always respectable, and may be as sensible and pleasant as anybody else.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.

I'm a workin' girl.

Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then.

Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise.

To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain for the first fifteen years of her life, than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.

It's not beauty, but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

A toddling little girl is a centre of common feeling which makes the most dissimilar people understand each other.

The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.

I used to take my short stories to girls' homes and read them to them. Can you imagine the reaction, reading a short story to a girl instead of pawing her?

I love color - I'm not a beige kind of girl.

'I'll be back' always sounded a little girly to me.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

I wanted to be a skinny little ballerina, but I was a voluptuous little Italian girl whose dad had meatballs on the table every night.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

Men and girls, men and girls: Artificial swine and pearls.

I was known as the little girl with the big voice.

I'm a lucky girl.

Big girls need big diamonds.

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.

I don't think of myself as a poor, deprived ghetto girl who made good. I think of myself as somebody who, from an early age, knew I was responsible for myself and I had to make good.

Maids want nothing but husbands and when they have, them they want everything.

Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends.

I'm the original take-orders girl.

I'm definitely a Polaroid camera girl. For me, what I'm really excited about, is bringing back the artistry and the nature of Polaroid.

She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.

I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they were telling their boyfriends 'If you talk to her I'll kill you.' It's always rough with that high school thing.

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.

Calling it off comes easy enough if you haven't told the girl you are smitten with her.

When I was writing pretty poor poetry this girl with midnight black hair told me to go on.

I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and... I believe in miracles.

It's my old girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained.

Going out and playing football or baseball with the boys when I was a tomboy was a great way to learn about winning and losing and most girls didn't have that experience.

The hum of multitudes was there but multitudes of lambs Thousands of little boys and girls raising their innocent hands.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother and her mother will go anywhere.

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like, if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like, maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I saw at my concert last night. I think about what those two individuals would think if I were at a club last night. I never want to be arrested and I never want to get a DUI, those are my moral values.

I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors.

I was not beautiful. When I went to Hollywood the beauties were people like Joan Crawford Hedy Lamarr Loretta Young. They were incredibly glamorous. I was always the girl next door.

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.

A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as if she were plain.

I am so stereotyped into being this Hollywood girl.

I believe that the rights of women and girls is the unfinished business of the 21st century.

I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.

Honestly, I like everything, boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny.

I am an example of what is possible when girls from the very beginning of their lives are loved and nurtured by people around them. I was surrounded by extraordinary women in my life who taught me about quiet strength and dignity.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Oh the innocent girl in her maiden teens knows perfectly well what everything means.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.

In too many instances the march to globalization has also meant the marginalization of women and girls. And that must change.

I was with this girl the other night, and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses you would have sworn that she was conscious, from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

I'm not being like 'Hey everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

I like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny. Which is a problem when I'm walking down the street.

Personally I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband I figure she'll fool me.

California is an unbelievable state. One day I might be in a spiritual place like Joshua Tree then before I know it I'm eating groovy sushi in a mini-mall. I'm a Cali girl through and through.

Exercise is really important to me - it's therapeutic. So if I'm ever feeling tense or stressed or like I'm about to have a meltdown I'll put on my iPod and head to the gym or out on a bike ride along Lake Michigan with the girls.

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.

There are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl's complexion.

I think women are concerned too much with their clothes. Men don't really care that much about women's clothes. If they like a girl chances are they'll like her clothes.

He who kisses girl on hillside is not level.

When I am grown to man's estate I shall be very proud and great. And tell the other girls and boys Not to meddle with my toys.

You can go into neighborhoods in the United States where people dress a certain way because they don't want to be out of touch where boys wear pants down to their knees which nobody has compelled them to do but they pick up the cultural norms or where girls are improperly dressed by my eyes but that's what they see in the media.

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.

It was by far just a one-girl show. She led every offensive and defensive category for Bishop Kearney today. She definitely carried Bishop Kearney today.

You may try but you can never imagine what it is to have a man's form of genius in you and to suffer the slavery of being a girl.

I am so tired of fear. And I don't want my girls to live in a country in a world based on fear.

I know many married men I even know a few happily married men but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

There is no need to waste pity on young girls who are having their moments of disillusionment for in another moment they will recover their illusion.

You know the passage where Scarlett voices her happiness that her mother is dead so that she can't see what a bad girl Scarlett has become? Well that's me.

I get letters from little girls begging me to adopt them.

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast and they are always hungry.

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

My mother always called me an ugly weed so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles.

I am pretty honest about a lot of things that young girls question, like their body image.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Had I not had my grandmother who dared to be my rainbow in the clouds, I would have been just another sexually abused barefoot black girl on the roads of Arkansas.

I asked my girlfriend 'Will you marry me?' She said 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says 'Hello!'

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

When I get up and work out I'm working out just as much for my girls as I am for me because I want them to see a mother who loves them dearly who invests in them but who also invests in herself. It's just as much about letting them know as young women that it is okay to put yourself a little higher on your priority list.

If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.

In the modern world youth should know the nature of true love. Many from abroad mix with persons of the opposite sex calling them boy friend and girl friend. If you really love each other you must get married and not continue living as friends.

I was raised in a Baptist household went to a Catholic church lived in a Jewish neighborhood and had the biggest crush on the Muslim girls from one neighborhood over.

I don't think I could live without hair makeup and styling let alone be the performer I am. I am a glamour girl through and through. I believe in the glamorous life and I live one.

My first job, in all honesty, is going to continue to be mom-in-chief. Making sure that in this transition which will be even more of a transition for the girls... that they are settled and that they know they will continue to be the center of our universe.

Among men the barber is cunning, among birds the crow, among beasts the jackal, and among women the malin (flower girl).

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

I am Ecuadorian, but people felt so safe passing me off as a skinny blue-eyed white girl.

Certain people want to see me solely as a pop act but there are many different sides to Christina Aguilera besides the pop girl.