Before marriage a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn MonroeI didn't want to just be another girl singer. I wanted there to be something that set me apart.
Taylor SwiftA girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney DangerfieldA single woman, with a very narrow income, must be a ridiculous, disagreeable old maid! - the proper sport of boys and girls - but a single woman, of good fortune, is always respectable, and may be as sensible and pleasant as anybody else.
Jane AustenThe trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.
Marilyn MonroeTo look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain for the first fifteen years of her life, than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.
Jane AustenA toddling little girl is a centre of common feeling which makes the most dissimilar people understand each other.
George EliotThe poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.
Winston ChurchillI used to take my short stories to girls' homes and read them to them. Can you imagine the reaction, reading a short story to a girl instead of pawing her?
Ray Bradbury