The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant but seldom carefree.
Mason CooleyHumor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Mark TwainMelancholy men are, of all others, the most witty.
AristotleWhat is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark TwainI was gratified to be able to answer promptly and I did. I said I didn't know.
Mark TwainCynicism is humor in ill health.
H. G. WellsGod made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
Mark TwainHumor is reason gone mad.
Groucho MarxJokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.
Muhammad AliThe Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
Jerry SeinfeldNow true humor begins when a man ceases to take himself seriously.
Herman HesseWhy was I born with such contemporaries?
Oscar WildeFun is good.
Dr. SeussSex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Woody AllenThere is something to me very softening in the presence of a woman some strange influence even if one is not in love with them which I cannot at all account for having no very high opinion of the sex. But yet I always feel in better humor with myself and every thing else if there is a woman within ken.
Lord ByronGood humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William Makepeace ThackerayHumor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
Thomas CarlyleTrue humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt, its essence is love. It issues not in laughter but in still smiles which lie far deeper.
Thomas CarlyleDon't be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do not flaunt it. Laugh a little and teach your men to laugh--get good humor under fire--war is a game that's played with a smile. If you can't smile grin. If you can't grin keep out of the way till you can.
Winston ChurchillIf you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
Mark TwainThrough humor you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter no matter how painful your situation might be you can survive it.
Bill CosbyThere's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will RogersHumor does not rescue us from unhappiness but enables us to move back from it a little.
Mason CooleyIt's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Will RogersYou have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
Henny YoungmanMy lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have and sarcastic and hopeful humorous rebuttles towards cliche bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I meean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt CobainI make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
Mark TwainWhat, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark TwainThere is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill CosbyDon't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
Mark TwainSeriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Oscar Wilde