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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything even poverty you can survive it.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Through humor you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter no matter how painful your situation might be you can survive it.

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.

In all thy humors whether grave or mellow Thou'rt such a touchy testy pleasant fellow hast so much wit and mirth and spleen about thee there is no living with thee nor without thee

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.

You make 'em, I amuse 'em.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor, for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness but enables us to move back from it a little.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have and sarcastic and hopeful humorous rebuttles towards cliche bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I meean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.

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