Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.

Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly

Kisses, even to the air, are beautiful.

A child's kiss is magic. Why else would they be so stingy with them?

'Twas not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Kissing - and I mean like yummy smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do bar none. Better than sex hands down.

A man's kiss is his signature.

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness, it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it.

He who binds to himself a joy, Does the winged life destroy, But he who kisses the joy as it flies, Lives in eternity's sunrise.

My nose itched and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.

Always kiss your children goodnight even if they're already asleep.

May I kiss you then? On this miserable paper? I might as well open the window and kiss the night air.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.

I do not know how to kiss or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.

The moment of that kiss contained every happy moment I had ever lived.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

How far away the stars seem and how far is our first kiss and ah how old my heart.

You are always new the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest.

It's the worst when you're kissing someone who's not a good kisser and you're trying to make it look good, but you feel like you're just working on your own.

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like, if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like, maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.

All the president is is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

With only half a lip you kiss, And half of that I ne'er' should miss, A greater boon of worth untold, Wilt grant me? That whole half withhold.

I appreciate subtlety. I have never enjoyed a kiss in front of the camera. There's nothing to it except not getting your lipstick smeared.

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness.

The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass.

I kiss the soil as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment.

He who kisses girl on hillside is not level.

I'd luv to kiss ya but I just washed my hair.

Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.

Now a soft kiss - Aye by that kiss I vow an endless bliss.

Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made for kissing lady, not for such contempt.

Though they did not kiss, Yet still between his Darkness and his Brightness, There passed a mutual glance of great politeness.

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

Tacking on the kiss at the end made it too romantic, much more like a Victorian or 20th-century story, rather than the early 19th-century story that it really is.

I was shortly again at the castle and the Princess gave me her hand to kiss and then brought her children, the young princes and princesses, and we played together as if we had known each other for years.

Reason is a supple nymph and slippery as a fish by nature. She had as leave give her kiss to an absurdity any day as to syllogistic truth. The absurdity may turn out truer.

Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly sudden to take alarm retreating to the corner of arm and knee eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree.