A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
Robert WagnerA black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho MarxA dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh BillingsBeauty depends on size as well as symmetry. No very small animal can be beautiful, for looking at it takes so small a portion of time that the impression of it will be confused. Nor can any very large one, for a whole view of it cannot be had at once.
AristotleThere is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling.
Douglas AdamsDon't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
George Carlin