If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!
John WatersA lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
George CarlinA home without books is a body without soul.
Marcus Tullius CiceroThe mother is the pillar of the home, of society, of the nation, and so of humanity itself.
Sai BabaI long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself.
Maya AngelouOne never reaches home, but wherever friendly paths intersect the whole world looks like home for a time.
Herman HesseMy home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world.
Billy GrahamHome life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.
George Bernard ShawAmerica cannot continue to lead the family of nations around the world if we suffer the collapse of the family here at home.
Mitt RomneyHaving a home, husband and child ought to be enough for any woman's life. I mean, that's what we are meant for, isn't it? But still I think every day is a lost day. As if only half of me is alive. The other half is pressed down in a bag and suffocated.
Ingrid BergmanGod is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk.
Meister EckhartPerhaps it is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad.
James MadisonI can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.
Stephen KingThe means of defense against foreign danger historically have become the instruments of tyranny at home.
James MadisonFor a man who no longer has a homeland, writing becomes a place to live.
Theodor W. AdornoColleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob DylanA man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset MaughamA girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney DangerfieldThe land created me. I'm wild and lonesome. Even as I travel the cities, I'm more at home in the vacant lots.
Bob DylanAny woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.
Margaret ThatcherIt is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad.
James MadisonAfrica for the Africans... at home and abroad!
Marcus GarveyI would like to spend the whole of my life traveling, if I could anywhere borrow another life to spend at home.
William HazlittBasically I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world.
Bette DavisHomer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.
AristotleFind joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it or change it.
Chuck PalahniukBut you know you can't be a star at home.
Jim CarreyBefore deciding to retire stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.
Bill CopelandI used to take my short stories to girls' homes and read them to them. Can you imagine the reaction, reading a short story to a girl instead of pawing her?
Ray BradburyHaving abandoned the ways of darkness, let the wise follow the light. Having come from home to homelessness, let him enjoy the bliss of solitude so difficult to achieve.
BuddhaAll gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings and so give them the power to pull ours.
Aldous HuxleyPeople of age object too much consult too long adventure too little repent too soon and seldom drive business home to it's conclusion but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.
Francis BaconHome is a name, a word, it is a strong one, stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to in the strongest conjuration.
Charles DickensListen carefully to what country people call mother wit. In those homely sayings are couched the collective wisdom of generations.
Maya AngelouDecorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
Charles M. SchulzI believe the home and marriage is the foundation of our society and must be protected.
Billy GrahamCharity begins at home and justice begins next door.
Charles DickensWhen you want to do your homework, fill out your tax return, or see all the choices for a trip you want to take, you need a full-size screen.
Bill GatesHome is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Robert FrostAlways be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis DillerHome is where you feel at home and are treated well.
Dalai LamaHuman beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill CosbyLove and serve the homeland, do not hate or hurt the homeland of others.
Sai BabaThe ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned.
Maya AngelouI dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.
George Bernard ShawI didn't have nothin' going for me... school, home... until I found something I loved, which was music, and that changed everything.
EminemIf an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.
Thomas FullerAmerica is my country and Paris is my hometown.
Gertrude SteinHome is where one starts from.
T. S. EliotA house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
Benjamin FranklinCharity begins at home, but should not end there.
Thomas FullerMarriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift which unites the spouses and binds them to their eventual souls with whom they make up a sole family - a domestic church.
Pope John Paul IILet architects sing of aesthetics that bring Rich clients in hordes to their knees, Just give me a home in a great circle dome Where stresses and strains are at ease.
R. Buckminster FullerThere's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country.
George W. BushReligion is preserved by wealth, knowledge by diligent practice, a king by conciliatory words, and a home by a dutiful housewife.
ChanakyaOf all the home remedies a good wife is best.
Kin HubbardI suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.
Hillary ClintonProducing is so exciting because you can enable things to happen whether it's like discovering a filmmaker who you're taking a chance on protecting a battle and driving home at the end of the day just going 'I'm so glad I stayed late at work and fought hard for that. Had my passion. Won that battle.'
Drew BarrymoreIt has been an honor for me to call Austin home. It is my pleasure to say thanks to my fellow residents for their continued support.
Lance ArmstrongConcepts like individuals have their histories and are just as incapable of withstanding the ravages of time as are individuals. But in and through all this they retain a kind of homesickness for the scenes of their childhood.
Soren KierkegaardSay there's a white kid who lives in a nice home goes to an all-white school and is pretty much having everything handed to him on a platter - for him to pick up a rap tape is incredible to me because what that's saying is that he's living a fantasy life of rebellion.
EminemWe live in grief for having left the womb for having left the teat then school then home. In my case it was leaving marriages and the death of my wife.
William ShatnerNever take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
Benjamin FranklinAn artist has no home in Europe, except in Paris.
Friedrich NietzscheWe think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared, for is the greatest poverty. We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.
Mother TeresaI will not have my son grow up in a tension-filled home.
Christina AguileraMost children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Phyllis DillerThe centre of every home must be the shrine room! the fragrance of flower and incense emanating from this must pervade the home and purify it.
Sai BabaIf the hill will not come to Mahomet Mahomet will go to the hill.
Francis BaconTo be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition the end to which every enterprise and labor tends and of which every desire prompts the prosecution.
Samuel JohnsonA house divided against itself cannot stand.
Abraham LincolnLife at home is cramped and dirty, it is difficult to live a spiritual life completely perfect and pure in all its parts while cabinned.
BuddhaIn the past decade or so the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner which they learned in Wood Shop, eventually when enough things in the home are broken they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
Dave BarryI was brought up in a household of chaos and I never felt stable at home.
Christina AguileraA home in which the housewife sheds tears will be bereft of all prosperity. This is the ancient conception of the role of women in the home.
Sai BabaBy the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home, you've blown seven hours. There are better things you can do with your time.
Richard M. NixonAnalogies, it is true, decide nothing, but they can make one feel more at home.
Sigmund FreudMy wife met me at the door, the other night, in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney DangerfieldI'm no longer just a candidate. I'm the President. I know what it means to send young Americans into battle for I have held in my arms the mothers and fathers of those who didn't return. I've shared the pain of families who've lost their homes and the frustration of workers who've lost their jobs.
Barack ObamaWhen you're the presidential nominee you get to pick whomever you choose to be on the ticket and that person gets to say yes or no because obviously it's a very important decision.
Hillary ClintonI watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
Stephen KingIn our home there was always prayer - aloud proud and unapologetic.
Lyndon B. JohnsonThe only foes that threaten America are the enemies at home and these are ignorance superstition and incompetence.
Elbert HubbardDre was one of my heros in the music industry. If he's not down for his homeboys I don't wanna be a part of him or around him.
Tupac ShakurIt was a home job. Dave (Grohl) taught me.
Kurt CobainI report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad: that it is our will that is being tried and not our strength, our sense of purpose and not our ability to achieve a better America.
Lyndon B. JohnsonFor more than four decades the Libyan people have been ruled by a tyrant - Moammar Gaddafi. He has denied his people freedom exploited their wealth murdered opponents at home and abroad and terrorized innocent people around the world - including Americans who were killed by Libyan agents.
Barack ObamaWe are not about to send American boys 9 or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves.
Lyndon B. JohnsonPrepare for death if here at night you roam and sign your will before you sup from home.
Samuel JohnsonI have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
Andy WarholThe greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison... Edison's first major invention in 1877 was the phonograph which could soon be found in thousands of American homes where it basically sat until 1923 when the record was invented.
Dave BarryIt is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls seize the opportunities and get back home by six o'clock.
Woody AllenIt was probably our biggest home win of the year.
Kobe BryantBe in the world like a maid servant in a rich man's house. The maid servant deals with all the objects and things always knowing that nothing belongs to her and that this is not her true home.
Sai BabaThe author of the Iliad is either Homer or if not Homer somebody else of the same name.
Aldous HuxleyBasically, my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody AllenFollow your cultural and religious customs in your own home, but do not attempt to impose them on society. Rather than this, love each person as your own brother or sister, not seeing him or her as belonging to another creed, religion or country.
Sai BabaI kiss the soil as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment.
Pope John Paul IIThose men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad who are under the discipline of shrews at home.
Washington IrvingThe fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Kin HubbardYou see much more of your children once they leave home.
Lucille BallWe should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald Reagan'Tis sweet to hear the watch dogs' honest bark - Bay deep-mouthed welcome as we draw near home, 'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark - Our coming and look brighter when we come.
Lord ByronIsrael was not created in order to disappear - Israel will endure and flourish. It is the child of hope and the home of the brave. It can neither be broken by adversity nor demoralized by success. It carries the shield of democracy and it honors the sword of freedom.
John F. KennedyMy parents were the same in the pulpit as they were at home. I think that's where a lot of preachers' kids get off base sometimes. Because they don't see the same things at both places.
Joel OsteenIf I don't feel confident about my body I'm not going to sit at home and feel sorry for myself and not do something about it. It's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up motivating yourself and just doing it.
Kim KardashianThe words that a father speaks to his children in the privacy of home are not heard by the world but as in whispering galleries they are clearly heard at the end and by posterity.
Jean PaulYou come home and you party. But after that you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.
Mike TysonIf one more 'journalist' makes a cavalier statement about me and my band I will personally or with my fans' help greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech.
Marilyn MansonI had only one superstition. I made sure to touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
Babe RuthService is God. Why has God endowed man with a body a mind and an intellect ? Feel with the mind plan with the intelligence and use the body to serve those who are in need of service. Offer that act of service to God, worship home with that Flower.
Sai BabaI just owe almost everything to my father and it's passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town in a very modest home are just the things that I believe have won the election.
Margaret ThatcherThis being our home court people come here and think it's Hollywood and all sorts of stuff so they think they'll come down (the lane) and look pretty and shoot jump shots and dunk the ball and finger-roll the ball and do all sorts of cute stuff. And we've got to stop that.
Kobe BryantYesterday's home runs don't win today's games.
Babe RuthKeep your home and its environs clean, it will ensure health and happiness for you and for society.
Sai BabaI had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
Andy WarholI think when the full horror of being fifty hits you you should stay home and have a good cry.
Josh BillingsBeing a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour she can hurt you.
Erma BombeckCome home to men's business and bosoms.
Francis BaconMahomet made the people believe that he would call a hill to him ... when the hill stood still he was never a wit abashed but said 'If the hill will not come to Mahomet Mahomet will go to the hill.'
Francis BaconMy father probably thought the capital of the world was wherever he was at the time. It couldn't possibly be anyplace else. Where he and his wife were in their own home that for them was the capital of the world.
Bob DylanA father who is a chronic debtor, an adulterous mothe,r a beautiful wife, and an unlearned son are enemies (in one's own home).
ChanakyaPhilo declares he never dines at home and that is no exaggeration: He has no place whereat to dine in Rome Unless he hooks an invitation
Marcus AureliusThere's a continuity between what I care about in any form: I care about it in my music in article-writing in how I dress in how I live in my relationships in how I navigate paparazzi how I decorate my home. There's such a continuity between everything that I don't really care what form it shows up in.
Alanis MorissetteThe man who has a house everywhere has a home nowhere
Marcus AureliusMaria is the best reason to come home.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerLet us form one body one heart and defend to the last warrior our country our homes our liberty and the graves of our fathers.
TecumsehI still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.
Dolly PartonThere are two kinds of solar-heat systems: "passive" systems collect the sunlight that hits your home and "active" systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes too.
Dave BarryOnce you get a spice in your home you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
Erma BombeckYou know if I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough I would be convinced we're in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that we've got to do something about the unemployed.
Ronald ReaganReading isn't good for a ballplayer. Not good for his eyes. If my eyes went bad even a little bit I couldn't hit home runs. So I gave up reading.
Babe RuthGetting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
Kin HubbardTroy owes to Homer what whist owes to Hoyle
Lord ByronTo me this world is all one continued vision of fancy or imagination and I feel flattered when I am told so. What is it sets Homer Virgil and Milton in so high a rank of art? Why is the Bible more entertaining and instructive than any other book? Is it not because they are addressed to the imagination which is spiritual sensation and but immediately to the understanding or reason?
William BlakeI remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School, and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.
George CarlinI think a submarine is a very worthwhile weapon. I believe we can defend ourselves with submarines and all our troops back at home. This whole idea that we have to be in 130 countries and 900 bases... is an old-fashioned idea.
Ron PaulI used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself just the fact that I was breathing.
Chuck PalahniukThey came out and played a lot harder than we did. After the last showing they had on their home floor I think they took it upon themselves and played with more effort and more heart. And they did it.
Kobe BryantI am so convinced of the advantages of looking at mankind instead of reading about them and of the bitter effects of staying at home with all the narrow prejudices of an Islander that I think there should be a law amongst us to set our young men abroad for a term among the few allies our wars have left us.
Lord ByronMahomet made the people believe that he would call a hill to him and from the top of it offer up his prayers for the observers of his law. The people assembled. Mahomet called the hill to come to him again and again, and when the hill stood still he was never a whit abashed but said 'If the hill will not come to Mahomet Mahomet will go to the hill'.
Francis BaconLove begins by taking care of the closest ones - the ones at home.
Mother TeresaDo not consider any act of service as demeaning. Sweeping the streets for example is not below your dignity. Do you not sweep the floor of your homes? Do you not scrub and wash off dirt? When you undertake such tasks the villagers will also gladly share in them. Why feel ashamed to be good? The ridicule that may be cast on you has been the reward of many saints. It will soon fade away. Muhammad was driven out of Mecca by those who could not appreciate his teachings. Jesus was crucified. But their names resound in the heart of millions.
Sai BabaYou never know what events are going to transpire to get you home.
Og MandinoI'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
Andy WarholI never worry about being driven to drink, I just worry about being driven home.
W. C. FieldsJust take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
Satchel PaigeNever be the only one except possibly in your own home.
Alice WalkerThere are a number of things wrong with Washington. One of them is that everyone is too far from home.
Dwight D. EisenhowerI have an answering machine in my car. It says I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Steven WrightI like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
P. J. O'RourkeFor those who have come here illegally they might have a transition time to allow them to set their affairs in order. And then go back home and get in line with everybody else. And if they get in line and they apply to become a citizen and get a green card they will be treated like everybody else.
Mitt RomneyThe home is heaven itself.It is the duty of women to maintain it as such.
Sai BabaThe physician can bury his mistakes but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines - so they should go as far as possible from home to build their first buildings.
Frank Lloyd WrightIt's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald ReaganThere's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say oh God I've got to see my friends 'cause I'm too content being by myself.
Drew BarrymoreAnd I come here as a daughter raised on the South Side of Chicago - by a father who was a blue-collar city worker and a mother who stayed at home with my brother and me.
Michelle ObamaSo long as I'm Commander-in-Chief, we will sustain the strongest military the world has ever known. When you take off the uniform we will serve you as well as you've served us - because no one who fights for this country should have to fight for a job or a roof over their head or the care that they need when they come home.
Barack ObamaThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young you get a gold watch you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs alcohol you party you get ready for high school. You go to grade school you become a kid you play you have no responsibilities you become a little baby you go back into the womb you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
George CarlinIt was a very frustrating loss. We need to regroup and get back home and get back on the right track.
Kobe BryantSpend a few minutes every morning and evening in the Silence of your own shrine or home, spend them with the highest of all the Powers that you know of. Be in His elevating and Inspiring company, worship Him mentally, offer unto Him all the work you do, you will come out of the silence nobler and more heroic than when you went in.
Sai Baba