I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese but I don't want it to be fancy. I want it to be as close to Kraft Services as it can possibly get!

The infusion of a China plant sweetened with the pith of an Indian cane.

Fortitude is the marshal of thought the armor of the will and the fort of reason.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

Everything about the left is perception manipulation and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception.

It is the false shame of fools to try to conceal wounds that have not healed.

You just stay patient that's all

I see the state of all of us who live nothing more than phantoms or a weightless shadow.

God's finger touched him and he slept.

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