Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book and does.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "Yes " you know he is a crook.

The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned.

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.

For an occurrence to become an adventure it is necessary and sufficient for one to recount it.

Some of the most famous books are the least worth reading. Their fame was due to their having done something that needed to be doing in their day. The work is done and the virtue of the book has expired.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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