Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American actress and stand-up comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
