If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
Marilyn MonroeMan can never be a woman's equal in the spirit of selfless service with which nature has endowed her.
Mahatma GandhiMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Groucho MarxSingle women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.
Jane AustenIf a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.
Jane AustenMen aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Barbara de AngelisEvery woman is just a different kind of problem.
Chuck PalahniukA woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
Gilbert K. ChestertonI'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
Mitch HedbergA woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.
Sidonie Gabrielle ColetteA woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel any day.
Oliver Wendell HolmesThough women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil
Lord ByronSometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine HepburnAmerican business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees, who are educated enough, that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
Dave BarryCuriosity n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.
Ambrose BierceNo doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.
W. C. FieldsAny woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.
Margaret ThatcherMen marry because they are tired, women because they are curious, both are disappointed.
Oscar WildeWhen women are true, brave, kind and compassionate, the World can have an era of peace and joy!
Sai BabaThere is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar WildeWhat a strange thing man is, and what a stranger thing woman.
Lord ByronWomen need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Barbara de AngelisWomen have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation, of children in arms, and men in love.
H. L. MenckenLet us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination.
Marcel ProustBlessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil!
Victor HugoWomen hate everything which strips off the tinsel of sentiment, and they are right, or it would rob them of their weapons.
Lord ByronI like intelligent women. When you go out it shouldn't be a staring contest.
Frank SinatraThere are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P. J. O'RourkeStupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.
Friedrich NietzscheMany societies have educated their male children on the simple device of teaching them not to be women.
Margaret MeadThe night shows stars and women in a better light.
Lord ByronI have worshipped woman as the living embodiment of the spirit of service and sacrifice.
Mahatma GandhiThe real ornament of woman is her character, her purity.
Mahatma GandhiOn one issue at least men and women agree, they both distrust women.
James Russell LowellMen's vows are women's traitors!
William ShakespeareThe true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich NietzscheA psychologist once told me that, for a boy, being in the middle of a conflict between two women is the worst possible situation. There's always a desire to please each one.
Hillary ClintonI've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.
Margaret ThatcherI will far rather see the race of man extinct, than that we should become less than beasts by making the noblest of God's creation, woman, the object of our lust.
Mahatma GandhiWhen women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
H. L. MenckenThe great living experience for every man is his adventure into the woman. The man embraces in the woman all that is not himself and from that one resultant, from that embrace, comes every new action.
David Herbert LawrenceWomen should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho MarxHuman rights are women's rights and women's rights are human rights.
Hillary ClintonWell if Fortune be a woman, she's a good wench for this gear.
William ShakespeareIt's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
Hedy LamarrBachelors know more about women than married men, if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. MenckenMothers of those days were women of great piety and noble character.They practiced virtue and set an example to the children! only from the wombs of such noble women were born sons of high character!
Sai BabaIt is generally recognised that women are better than men at languages personal relations and multi-tasking but less good at map-reading and spatial awareness. It is therefore not unreasonable to suppose that women might be less good at mathematics and physics.
Stephen HawkingClever and attractive women do not want to vote, they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
George Bernard ShawNo one is more arrogant toward women more aggressive or scornful than the man who is anxious about his virility.
Simone de BeauvoirIn Hollywood the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.
W. Somerset MaughamWomen can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
Samuel ButlerWhat Women Want: To be loved to be listened to to be desired to be respected to be needed to be trusted and sometimes just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.
Dave BarryOne can find women who have never had one love affair but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.
Francois de La RochefoucauldWealthy women have rights in every country. And poor women don't.
Hillary ClintonI do not believe in using women in combat because females are too fierce.
Margaret MeadWe had three pairs of women's underwear on stage after our show in Seattle. Of course they were on the large side ...
Dave BarryAll successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be ideal in every respect and then they work every day toward their distant vision that goal or purpose.
Brian TracySilence is an ornament for women.
SophoclesBeing a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran LebowitzReading, solitude, idleness, a soft and sedentary life, intercourse with women, and young people, these are perilous paths for a young man and these lead him constantly into danger.
Jean-Jacques RousseauWomen are the engine driving the growth in California's economy. Women make California's economy unique.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerI've always liked men better than women.
Bette DavisGrowing up with the childhood that I had I learned to never let a man make me feel helpless and it also embedded a deep need in me to always stick up for women.
Christina AguileraIn the past decade or so the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner which they learned in Wood Shop, eventually when enough things in the home are broken they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
Dave BarryAfter all what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself, if that were their sole purpose they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
P. J. O'RourkeDecisiveness is a characteristic of high-performing men and women. Almost any decision is better than no decision at all.
Brian TracyWe say that slavery has vanished from European civilization but this is not true. Slavery still exists but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution.
Victor HugoI never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine HepburnWomen: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
Emo PhilipsWomen are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.
Friedrich NietzscheThe trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John BarrymoreWomen's virtue is frequently nothing but a regard to their own quiet and a tenderness for their reputation.
Francois de La RochefoucauldMen cannot count they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so.
Gertrude SteinThe battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it.
Eleanor RooseveltIf a man will understand how intimately yea how inseparably self-control and happiness are associated he has but to look into his own heart and upon the world around ...Looking upon the lives of men and women he will perceive how the hasty word the bitter retort the act of deception the blind prejudice and foolish resentment bring wretchedness and even ruin in their train.
James AllenWOMEN preserve the culture of this country with greater tenacity and faith. They keep men on the moral path and inspire them to follow spiritual discipline. Their hearts are tender and full of compassion for the hungry and the distressed. That is why in this land women are adored and revered.
Sai BabaMorality which depends upon the helplessness of a man or woman has not much to recommend it. Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
Mahatma GandhiMen and women should stay apart till their hearts grow gentle towards one another again.
David Herbert LawrenceToo often the great decisions are originated and given form in bodies made up wholly of men or so completely dominated by them that whatever of special value women have to offer is shunted aside without expression.
Eleanor RooseveltA great city is that which has the greatest men and women.
Walt WhitmanWe don't have enough support for maternal leave and the kinds of things that some of the European countries do. So we still make it hard on women to go into the work force and feel that they can be good at work but then doing the most important job which is raising your children in a responsible and positive way.
Hillary Clinton