If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
Marilyn MonroeWell-behaved women seldom make history.
Laurel Thatcher UlrichWomen are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar WildeYou know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve MartinGive a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.
Jane AustenMan can never be a woman's equal in the spirit of selfless service with which nature has endowed her.
Mahatma GandhiAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho MarxBetter to be strong than pretty and useless.
Lilith SaintcrowNot one or two, Subhuti, not one or two, but all the beings - men, women, animals, birds, trees, rocks. All the beings in the world. One should create such a determination that `I will lead all of them into nirvana'.
BuddhaAll the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts.
William ShakespeareEvery man loves two women; the one is the creation of his imagination and the other is not yet born.
Kahlil GibranA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana TurnerA wise woman wishes to be no one’s enemy; a wise woman refuses to be anyone’s victim.
Maya AngelouOne should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
Oscar WildeBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxMen always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.
Oscar WildeThere is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve MartinThe woman is at the heart of the home. Let us pray that we women realize the reason for our existence: to love and be loved and through this love become instruments of peace in the world.
Mother TeresaThe biggest changes in a women's nature are brought by love; in man, by ambition.
Rabindranath TagoreNo man is offended by another man’s admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment.
Jane AustenBetween men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar WildeAll women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Oscar WildeSigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, men were deceivers ever; one foot in sea, and one on shore, to one thing constant never.
William ShakespeareGuys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
Dave BarrySingle women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.
Jane AustenIf a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.
Jane AustenFrailty, thy name is woman.
William ShakespeareWhat would men be without women? Scarce, sir... mighty scarce.
Mark TwainThe sadness of the women's movement is that they don't allow the necessity of love. See, I don't personally trust any revolution where love is not allowed.
Maya AngelouWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. HeinleinWith men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please every feature works.
Jane AustenMen aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Barbara de AngelisFor most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia WoolfA man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar WildeEvery woman is just a different kind of problem.
Chuck PalahniukA woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
Gilbert K. ChestertonMilitant feminists are pro-choice because it's their ultimate avenue of power over men. And believe me, to them it is a question of power. It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of society, particularly on men.
Rush LimbaughThis man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
Henny YoungmanA woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.
William Makepeace ThackerayWoman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar WildeA woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel any day.
Oliver Wendell HolmesLove him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
Donald TrumpThough women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil
Lord ByronSometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine HepburnI am a woman, phenomenally phenomenal woman, that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you and that is me.
Maya AngelouAmerican business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees, who are educated enough, that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
Dave BarryCuriosity n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.
Ambrose BierceNo doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.
W. C. FieldsAny woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.
Margaret ThatcherMen marry because they are tired, women because they are curious, both are disappointed.
Oscar WildeA single woman, with a very narrow income, must be a ridiculous, disagreeable old maid! - the proper sport of boys and girls - but a single woman, of good fortune, is always respectable, and may be as sensible and pleasant as anybody else.
Jane AustenThere is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar WildeWhat a strange thing man is, and what a stranger thing woman.
Lord ByronWomen should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives.
Maya AngelouWomen need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Barbara de AngelisWoman and men of retiring timidity are cowardly only in dangers which affect themselves, but the first to rescue when others are in danger.
Jean PaulI hate women because they always know where things are.
VoltaireThere's very little advice in men's magazines because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think "I know what I'm doing just show me somebody naked."
Jerry SeinfeldShe cherished her race. She cherished women. She cared for gay and straight people. She prayed nightly for Palestine and equally for Israel.
Maya AngelouWomen have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation, of children in arms, and men in love.
H. L. MenckenLet us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination.
Marcel ProustBlessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil!
Victor HugoThe history of men's opposition to women's emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself.
Virginia WoolfWomen hate everything which strips off the tinsel of sentiment, and they are right, or it would rob them of their weapons.
Lord ByronMen, at most, differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
Alfred Lord TennysonAs vivacity is the gift of women, gravity is that of men.
Joseph AddisonIf women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
AristotleSo it is naturally with the male and the female, the one is superior the other inferior, the one governs the other is governed, and the same rule must necessarily hold good with respect to all mankind.
AristotleI like intelligent women. When you go out it shouldn't be a staring contest.
Frank SinatraReputation is what men and women think of us, character is what God and angels know of us.
Thomas PaineIt is the worst thing you can do, women, is whine... I mean the worst. Don't complain, protest.
Maya AngelouStupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.
Friedrich NietzscheMany societies have educated their male children on the simple device of teaching them not to be women.
Margaret MeadWhen a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her, except continue to love her.
Oscar WildeThe marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens, unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
George WashingtonThe night shows stars and women in a better light.
Lord ByronAs far as I knew, white women were never lonely, except in books. White men adored them, Black men desired them and Black women worked for them.
Maya AngelouWomen love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
Oscar WildeI have worshipped woman as the living embodiment of the spirit of service and sacrifice.
Mahatma GandhiThe real ornament of woman is her character, her purity.
Mahatma GandhiPrayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and applied it is the most potent instrument of action.
Mahatma GandhiBlack women have not historically stood in the pulpit, but that doesn't undermine the fact that they built the churches and maintain the pulpits.
Maya AngelouOn one issue at least men and women agree, they both distrust women.
James Russell LowellA woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Jane AustenDo you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house that's what it means.
Henny YoungmanShe’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won.
William ShakespeareI hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.
Jane AustenShe wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar WildeThere's no evidence whatsoever that men are more rational than women. Both sexes seem to be equally irrational.
Albert EllisI will far rather see the race of man extinct, than that we should become less than beasts by making the noblest of God's creation, woman, the object of our lust.
Mahatma GandhiThe great living experience for every man is his adventure into the woman. The man embraces in the woman all that is not himself and from that one resultant, from that embrace, comes every new action.
David Herbert LawrenceBachelors know more about women than married men, if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. MenckenIt is generally recognised that women are better than men at languages personal relations and multi-tasking but less good at map-reading and spatial awareness. It is therefore not unreasonable to suppose that women might be less good at mathematics and physics.
Stephen HawkingBeing a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran LebowitzIf women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.
H. L. MenckenIn the past decade or so the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner which they learned in Wood Shop, eventually when enough things in the home are broken they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
Dave BarryFashion is always of the time in which you live. It is not something standing alone. But the grand problem the most important problem is to rejeuvenate women. To make women look young. Then their outlook changes. They feel more joyous.
Coco ChanelI'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
George EliotThe battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it.
Eleanor RooseveltIf a man will understand how intimately yea how inseparably self-control and happiness are associated he has but to look into his own heart and upon the world around ...Looking upon the lives of men and women he will perceive how the hasty word the bitter retort the act of deception the blind prejudice and foolish resentment bring wretchedness and even ruin in their train.
James AllenIt is the harmony peace and mutual love between men and women that brings happiness and peace to the family. People want happiness in the family but they do not lead exemplary lives. The fault lies with both the husband and the wife.
Sai BabaWOMEN preserve the culture of this country with greater tenacity and faith. They keep men on the moral path and inspire them to follow spiritual discipline. Their hearts are tender and full of compassion for the hungry and the distressed. That is why in this land women are adored and revered.
Sai BabaThere can be no equality or opportunity if men and women and children be not shielded in their lives from the consequences of great industrial and social processes which they cannot alter control or singly cope with.
Woodrow WilsonMorality which depends upon the helplessness of a man or woman has not much to recommend it. Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
Mahatma GandhiMen and women should stay apart till their hearts grow gentle towards one another again.
David Herbert LawrenceWhen my mom ran for the Senate my dad was there for her every step of the way. I can still hear her saying in her beautiful voice 'Why should women have any less say than men about the great decisions facing our nation?'
Mitt RomneyIt is nature's law that rivers wind, trees grow wood, and given the opportunity women work iniquity.
BuddhaI always supported the women I worked with having time off to go to parent-teacher conferences and doctors' appointments or bringing their infants into the office.
Hillary ClintonRespect for women is a sign of real culture.
Sai BabaWomen should take the correct path then men will follow suit as it is the women who have to take the leading role. The wife is half of the husband, if she becomes good then her husband who is the other half will also become good.
Sai BabaThe strength and power of a country depends absolutely on the quantity of good men and women in it.
John RuskinI had used eclectic therapy and behavior therapy on myself at the age of 19 to get over my fear of public speaking and of approaching young women in public.
Albert EllisToo often the great decisions are originated and given form in bodies made up wholly of men or so completely dominated by them that whatever of special value women have to offer is shunted aside without expression.
Eleanor RooseveltSweet is revenge - especially to women.
Lord ByronAlas! The love of women! it is known to be a lovely and fearful thing!
Lord ByronA great city is that which has the greatest men and women.
Walt WhitmanAristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men, although he was twice married it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
Bertrand RussellWe don't have enough support for maternal leave and the kinds of things that some of the European countries do. So we still make it hard on women to go into the work force and feel that they can be good at work but then doing the most important job which is raising your children in a responsible and positive way.
Hillary ClintonLove is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse, it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.
Bertrand Russell