If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
Marilyn MonroeWell-behaved women seldom make history.
Laurel Thatcher UlrichWomen are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar WildeYou know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve MartinMan can never be a woman's equal in the spirit of selfless service with which nature has endowed her.
Mahatma GandhiAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho MarxNot one or two, Subhuti, not one or two, but all the beings - men, women, animals, birds, trees, rocks. All the beings in the world. One should create such a determination that `I will lead all of them into nirvana'.
BuddhaAll the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts.
William ShakespeareA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana TurnerA wise woman wishes to be no one’s enemy; a wise woman refuses to be anyone’s victim.
Maya AngelouOne should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
Oscar WildeBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxThere is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve MartinNo man is offended by another man’s admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment.
Jane AustenA woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.
David Herbert LawrenceBetween men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar WildeAll women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Oscar WildeSigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, men were deceivers ever; one foot in sea, and one on shore, to one thing constant never.
William ShakespeareGuys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
Dave BarrySingle women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.
Jane AustenIf a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.
Jane AustenFrailty, thy name is woman.
William ShakespeareWhat would men be without women? Scarce, sir... mighty scarce.
Mark TwainWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. HeinleinWith men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please every feature works.
Jane AustenMen aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Barbara de AngelisFor most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia WoolfA man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar WildeEvery woman is just a different kind of problem.
Chuck PalahniukA woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
Gilbert K. ChestertonThis man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
Henny YoungmanA woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.
William Makepeace ThackerayWoman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar WildeA woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel any day.
Oliver Wendell HolmesLove him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
Donald TrumpThough women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil
Lord ByronSometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine HepburnI am a woman, phenomenally phenomenal woman, that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you and that is me.
Maya AngelouAmerican business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees, who are educated enough, that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
Dave BarryThe education of women is the best way to save the environment.
E. O. WilsonCuriosity n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.
Ambrose BierceNo doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.
W. C. FieldsAny woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.
Margaret ThatcherMen marry because they are tired, women because they are curious, both are disappointed.
Oscar WildeWhen women are true, brave, kind and compassionate, the World can have an era of peace and joy!
Sai BabaAmerica is a friend to the people of Iraq. Our demands are directed only at the regime that enslaves them and threatens us. When these demands are met, the first and greatest benefit will come to Iraqi men, women and children.
George W. BushThere is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar WildeWhat a strange thing man is, and what a stranger thing woman.
Lord ByronWomen should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives.
Maya AngelouWomen need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Barbara de AngelisWoman and men of retiring timidity are cowardly only in dangers which affect themselves, but the first to rescue when others are in danger.
Jean PaulI hate women because they always know where things are.
VoltaireThere's very little advice in men's magazines because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think "I know what I'm doing just show me somebody naked."
Jerry SeinfeldShe cherished her race. She cherished women. She cared for gay and straight people. She prayed nightly for Palestine and equally for Israel.
Maya AngelouI haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma BombeckWomen have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation, of children in arms, and men in love.
H. L. MenckenLet us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination.
Marcel ProustBlessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil!
Victor HugoThe history of men's opposition to women's emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself.
Virginia WoolfWomen hate everything which strips off the tinsel of sentiment, and they are right, or it would rob them of their weapons.
Lord ByronMen, at most, differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
Alfred Lord TennysonAs vivacity is the gift of women, gravity is that of men.
Joseph AddisonIf women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
AristotleSo it is naturally with the male and the female, the one is superior the other inferior, the one governs the other is governed, and the same rule must necessarily hold good with respect to all mankind.
AristotleI like intelligent women. When you go out it shouldn't be a staring contest.
Frank SinatraThere are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P. J. O'RourkeIt is the worst thing you can do, women, is whine... I mean the worst. Don't complain, protest.
Maya AngelouStupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.
Friedrich NietzscheMany societies have educated their male children on the simple device of teaching them not to be women.
Margaret MeadWhen a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her, except continue to love her.
Oscar WildeThe marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens, unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
George WashingtonThe night shows stars and women in a better light.
Lord ByronAs far as I knew, white women were never lonely, except in books. White men adored them, Black men desired them and Black women worked for them.
Maya AngelouA woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
Abraham LincolnWomen love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
Oscar WildeI have worshipped woman as the living embodiment of the spirit of service and sacrifice.
Mahatma GandhiThe natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.
HomerThe only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.
Joan RiversThe real ornament of woman is her character, her purity.
Mahatma GandhiPrayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and applied it is the most potent instrument of action.
Mahatma GandhiBlack women have not historically stood in the pulpit, but that doesn't undermine the fact that they built the churches and maintain the pulpits.
Maya AngelouOn one issue at least men and women agree, they both distrust women.
James Russell LowellA woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Jane AustenDo you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house that's what it means.
Henny YoungmanShe’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won.
William ShakespeareI hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.
Jane AustenShe wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar WildeThere's no evidence whatsoever that men are more rational than women. Both sexes seem to be equally irrational.
Albert EllisWomen are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
Oscar WildeMen's vows are women's traitors!
William ShakespeareI see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
Oscar WildeThe true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich NietzscheA psychologist once told me that, for a boy, being in the middle of a conflict between two women is the worst possible situation. There's always a desire to please each one.
Hillary ClintonAs long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar WildeI've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.
Margaret ThatcherI have never seen a man as fond of virtue as of women.
ConfuciusI don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
EminemHow can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar WildeWhen women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
H. L. MenckenThe great living experience for every man is his adventure into the woman. The man embraces in the woman all that is not himself and from that one resultant, from that embrace, comes every new action.
David Herbert LawrenceAs I've said there were patriots who supported this war and patriots who opposed it. And all of us are united in appreciation for our servicemen and women and our hopes for Iraqis' future.
Barack ObamaIn the past decade or so the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner which they learned in Wood Shop, eventually when enough things in the home are broken they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
Dave BarryI think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don't like that. It's great to get to a place where you dismiss anything you're worried about. I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive.
Angelina JolieI seem to be getting a lot of things pushed my way that are strong women. It's like people see Hackers and they send me offers to play tough women with guns the kind who wear no bra and a little tank top. I'd like to play strong women who are also very feminine.
Angelina JolieIf a man will understand how intimately yea how inseparably self-control and happiness are associated he has but to look into his own heart and upon the world around ...Looking upon the lives of men and women he will perceive how the hasty word the bitter retort the act of deception the blind prejudice and foolish resentment bring wretchedness and even ruin in their train.
James AllenWOMEN preserve the culture of this country with greater tenacity and faith. They keep men on the moral path and inspire them to follow spiritual discipline. Their hearts are tender and full of compassion for the hungry and the distressed. That is why in this land women are adored and revered.
Sai BabaWe don't have enough support for maternal leave and the kinds of things that some of the European countries do. So we still make it hard on women to go into the work force and feel that they can be good at work but then doing the most important job which is raising your children in a responsible and positive way.
Hillary Clinton