Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
George OrwellBig Brother is watching you.
George OrwellAs I would not be a slave so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
Abraham LincolnWhen I hear a man preach I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
Abraham LincolnI desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end... I have lost every other friend on earth I shall at least have one friend left and that friend shall be down inside of me.
Abraham LincolnConservative n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Ambrose BierceI hate all politics. I don't like either political party. One should not belong to them - one should be an individual standing in the middle. Anyone that belongs to a party stops thinking.
Ray BradburyWhen I am getting ready to reason with a man I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say, and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
Abraham LincolnDemocracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Oscar WildeIn politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table.
H. G. WellsTo expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.
Oscar WildeSometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up in our politics and say definite things which mean something, or whether we shall always go on using generalities to which everyone can subscribe and which mean very little.
Eleanor RooseveltDon't be a bottleneck. If a matter is not a decision for the President, or you delegate it. Force responsibility down and out. Find problem areas add structure and delegate. The pressure is to do the reverse. Resist it.
Donald RumsfeldPut two or three men in positions of conflicting authority. This will force them to work at loggerheads, allowing you to be the ultimate arbiter.
Franklin D. RooseveltThe spirit of democracy is not a mechanical thing to be adjusted by abolition of forms. It requires change of heart.
Mahatma GandhiAny man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.
Dwight D. EisenhowerI don't vote. Two reasons. First of all it's meaningless, this country was bought and sold a long time ago. The shit they shovel around every 4 years *pfff* doesn't mean a fucking thing. Secondly I believe if you vote you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around
George CarlinElections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.
Thomas SowellYou don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Margaret ThatcherAlthough it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
John Stuart MillWhat we won when all of our people united must not be lost in suspicion and distrust and selfishness and politics. Accordingly I shall not seek and I will not accept the nomination of my party for another term as president.
Lyndon B. JohnsonI rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
P. J. O'RourkeThe best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
AristotleIn politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Napoleon BonaparteFifty percent of people won't vote and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.
Gore VidalGive every man thy ear, but few thy voice.
William ShakespeareA sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.
Joseph StalinNecessity never made a good bargain.
Benjamin FranklinHypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise it costs nothing.
Edmund BurkeAnd fifth, we will champion small businesses, America's engine of job growth. That means reducing taxes on business, not raising them. It means simplifying and modernizing the regulations that hurt small business the most. And it means that we must rein in the skyrocketing cost of healthcare by repealing and replacing Obamacare.
Mitt RomneyI don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaCompromise n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Ambrose BiercePoliticians also have no leisure because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory or happiness.
AristotleThe mark of a true politician is that he is never at a loss for words because he is always half-expecting to be asked to make a speech.
Richard M. NixonAny American who is prepared to run for president should automatically by definition be disqualified from ever doing so.
Gore VidalI wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.
Barry GoldwaterNationality is the miracle of political independence, race is the principle of physical analogy.
Benjamin DisraeliEarnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'RourkeIn this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for, as for me I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
H. L. MenckenDon't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained for it is the only safeguard of our liberties.
Abraham LincolnSometimes I wonder whether Washington's liberal politicians truly understand the greatness that is America.
Mitt RomneyOne should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar WildeHalf of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Gore VidalLook like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.
William ShakespeareThe time comes upon every public man when it is best for him to keep his lips closed.
Abraham LincolnI am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other.
Napoleon BonaparteThe man who promises everything is sure to fulfil nothing, and everyone who promises too much is in danger of using evil means in order to carry out his promises, and is already on the road to perdition.
Carl JungHistory suggests that capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom. Clearly it is not a sufficient condition.
Milton FriedmanDistrust and caution are the parents of security.
Benjamin FranklinPolitical necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.
George Bernard ShawA tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand they do less easily move against him believing that he has the gods on his side.
AristotlePolitics have no relation to morals.
Niccolo MachiavelliI made a mistake by being ejected from the presidency. Next time I will choose a Cabinet which will allow me to be life President.
Nelson MandelaThrough pro-growth policies by abolishing Obamacare and eliminating other Obama-imposed impediments to economic growth we will get our economy back on track.
Mitt RomneyWhen an army unit returns from service in Iraq or Afghanistan it barely gets a breather before it begins training for its next deployment.
Hillary ClintonNothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion and sometimes an indirect boast.
Jane AustenI'm not a politician. And I don't want to be.
Dolly PartonThere have been many great men that have flattered the people who ne'er loved them.
William ShakespeareThe trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie he's a bummer to have around especially as President.
Hunter S. ThompsonPolitics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
Robert Louis StevensonOne of the most pervasive political visions of our time is the vision of liberals as compassionate and conservatives as less caring.
Thomas SowellProsperity is necessarily the first theme of a political campaign.
Woodrow WilsonI think that if I would talk on a political subject if I talk about it it would divide the audience on that issue. That's not my issue.
Billy GrahamIs it really true that political self-interest is nobler somehow than economic self-interest?
Milton FriedmanBy 2000 politics will simply fade away. We will not see any political parties.
R. Buckminster FullerAll that we do is done with an eye to something else.
AristotleNowadays politically everybody is promising everything. That's the only way you can get elected.
Clint EastwoodThe need for peace in Northern Ireland goes well beyond political stability. It now speaks to regional Europe and even global stability.
Hillary ClintonThe practice of politics in the East may be defined by one word: dissimulation.
Benjamin DisraeliPolitically the world is so confused right now - there's so much suffering caused by various movements by various parties and people in power in government.
Alice WalkerI'm a political conservative.
P. J. O'RourkeTo live under the American Constitution is the greatest political privilege that was ever accorded to the human race.
Calvin CoolidgeNixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife his family his friends his colleagues in the Congress lifetime members of his own political party the American people and the world.
Barry GoldwaterAlliance - in international politics the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
Ambrose BierceOne of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex.
Margaret ThatcherThere is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.
Hillary ClintonWhen I'm not a politician I'll be dead.
Barry GoldwaterThe world is weary of statesmen whom democracy has degraded into politicians.
Benjamin DisraeliFrom politics it was an easy step to silence.
Jane AustenWhat Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?
George Bernard ShawI seldom think of politics more than eighteen hours a day.
Lyndon B. JohnsonPositive rights are the right to shelter the right to education, the right to health care, the right to a living wage. These things are - these are I would call them more properly political rights rather than positive rights. And they are extremely tricky because now we are dealing with things that are zero sum.
P. J. O'RourkeIn our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues and politics itself is a mass of lies evasions folly hatred and schizophrenia.
George OrwellThe whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins all of them imaginary.
H. L. MenckenCompromise makes a good umbrella but a poor roof, it is temporary expedient often wise in party politics almost sure to be unwise in statesmanship.
James Russell LowellFinality is not the language of politics.
Benjamin DisraeliA sincere and steadfast co-operation in promoting such a reconstruction of our political system as would provide for the permanent liberty and happiness of the United States.
James MadisonThe constitution vests the power of declaring war in Congress, therefore no offensive expedition of importance can be undertaken until after they shall have deliberated upon the subject and authorized such a measure.
George WashingtonThere is no maxim in my opinion which is more liable to be misapplied and which therefore more needs elucidation than the current one that the interest of the majority is the political standard of right and wrong.
James MadisonThere is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable, for in politics there is no honour.
Benjamin DisraeliPolitical courage is not political suicide.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerPolitics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it.
Thomas JeffersonI am really sorry to see my countrymen trouble themselves about politics. If men were wise the most arbitrary princes could not hurt them. If they are not wise the freest government is compelled to be a tyranny. Princes appear to me to be fools. Houses of Commons and Houses of Lords appear to me to be fools, they seem to me to be something else besides human life.
William BlakeThere is no doubt that America remains the premier political, economic, military power in the world, and I both expect and count on it remaining so, because I think that's certainly in our best interest, but also the best interests of the world.
Hillary ClintonIn politics every day is filled with numerous opportunities for serious error. Enjoy it.
Donald RumsfeldThe political scene is already so turgid it doesn't need more of that from me.
William ShatnerThe only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
Andy RooneyThe advantage of the internet is that it has taken away the charade of politics. China has heard of democracy and people know about certain concepts they wouldn't have previously.
Marilyn MansonThere will be no end to the troubles of states, or of humanity itself, till philosophers become kings in this world, or till those we now call kings and rulers really and truly become philosophers and political power, and philosophy thus come into the same hands.
PlatoWell I don't think we should go to the moon. I think we maybe should send some politicians up there.
Ron PaulPolitical systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people, it's not jury duty.
P. J. O'RourkeIn politics nothing happens by accident. If it happens you can bet it was planned that way.
Franklin D. RooseveltWe've switched from a culture that was interested in manufacturing economics politics - trying to play a serious part in the world - to a culture that's really entertainment-based.
Stephen KingA typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues.
Theodore RooseveltIn Paris when the picture came out [Casablanca] they weren't too pleased with it. They didn't like the political point of view. The picture was taken off immediately and was never sold to television. A while ago it was brought in and opened in five theatres in Paris as a new movie. They had a big gala opening where I appeared and people were absolutely crazy about it.
Ingrid BergmanI have not the smarts or patience for political office.
Henry RollinsI sometimes think that I didn't leave the Republican Party as much as it left me.
Hillary ClintonIndividual rights are not subject to a public vote, a majority has no right to vote away the rights of a minority, the political function of rights is precisely to protect minorities from oppression by majorities (and the smallest minority on earth is the individual).
Ayn RandI probably will have to become more political down the road when my playing days are done because I'm going to have to have the support of others to grow my foundation.
Tiger WoodsIn every country today there is politics. It may be authoritarian politics but there is politics.
Hillary ClintonPower is action, the electoral principle is discussion. No political action is possible when discussion is permanently established.
Honore de BalzacWhen it comes to the health of our families Barack refused to listen to all those folks who told him to leave health reform for another day another president. He didn't care whether it was the easy thing to do politically - that's not how he was raised - he cared that it was the right thing to do.
Michelle ObamaI think politicians get hamstrung by the nature of politics when the private sector can really do great things.
Henry RollinsLife in general has never been even close to fair so the pretense that the government can make it fair is a valuable and inexhaustible asset to politicians who want to expand government.
Thomas SowellYou can't be in politics unless you can walk in a room and know in a minute who's for you and who's against you.
Samuel JohnsonThe stimulus was a case of political patronage corporate welfare and cronyism at their worst.
Paul RyanFor the introduction of a new kind of music must be shunned as imperiling the whole state, since styles of music are never disturbed without affecting the most important political institutions.
PlatoI love being able to be political without any political affiliation.
Lady GagaThe most practical kind of politics is the politics of decency.
Theodore RooseveltI was in civil society long before I was ever in politics or my husband was ever even elected president.
Hillary ClintonWhat we heard today was not fiscal leadership from our Commander-in-Chief, what we heard today was a political broadside from our Campaigner-in-Chief.
Paul RyanIt has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
Ronald ReaganIt is the genius of our Constitution that under its shelter of enduring institutions and rooted principles there is ample room for the rich fertility of American political invention.
Lyndon B. JohnsonImagine a political system so radical as to promise to move more of the poorest 20% of the population into the richest 20% than remain in the poorest bracket within the decade? You don't need to imagine it. It's called the United States of America.
Thomas SowellPolitics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are like God's infinite mercy a last resort.
P. J. O'RourkeIn writing and politicking it's best not to think about it just do it.
Gore VidalDown the road I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on and humor.
Alanis MorissetteThe ballot is stronger than the bullet.
Abraham LincolnI am definitely not a politician.
Tiger WoodsI think that people are tired. They're tired of the same old kind of politics. People want a new tone to politics.
Michelle ObamaIf churches want to play the game of politics let them pay admission like everyone else
George CarlinI don't think the Egyptian people want to see what is a very clear effort to obtain political and economic rights turn into any kind of new form of oppression or suppression or violence or letting loose criminal elements.
Hillary ClintonWhen a new source of taxation is found it never means in practice that the old source is abandoned. It merely means that the politicians have two ways of milking the taxpayer where they had one before.
H. L. MenckenA national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.
H. L. MenckenPolitics is a profession, a serious complicated and in its true sense a noble one.
Dwight D. EisenhowerOne has to be a lowbrow a bit of a murderer to be a politician ready and willing to see people sacrificed slaughtered for the sake of an idea whether a good one or a bad one.
Henry MillerDivide and rule the politician cries, unite and lead is watchword of the wise.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheAll political revolutions not affected by foreign conquest originate in moral revolutions. The subversion of established institutions is merely one consequence of the previous subversion of established opinions.
John Stuart MillPresident Obama is the kind of politician who puts promises on the record and then calls that the record. But we are four years into this presidency.The issue is not the economy as Barack Obama inherited it not the economy as he envisions it but this economy as we are living it.
Paul RyanI must not write a word to you about politics because you are a woman.
John AdamsI always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think well if they attack one personally it means they have not a single political argument left.
Margaret ThatcherPoetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance.
Robert FrostI would just like to say something ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that you we - we own this country. We - we own it. It is not you owning it and not politicians owning it. Politicians are employees of ours.
Clint EastwoodA policy is a temporary creed liable to be changed, but while it holds good it has got to be pursued with apostolic zeal.
Mahatma GandhiThe sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world.
Reinhold NiebuhrPolitics as the word is commonly understood are nothing but corruptions.
Jonathan SwiftWe need more of the Office Desk and less of the Show Window in politics. Let men in office substitute the midnight oil for the limelight.
Calvin CoolidgeWhere is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower taxes- and who has not proceeded to vote for the very spending projects that make tax cuts impossible?
Barry GoldwaterTo those who have exhausted politics nothing remains but abstract thought.
Honore de BalzacPolitics I supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald ReaganWe believe a renewed commitment to limited government will unshackle our economy and create millions of new jobs and opportunities for all people of every background to succeed and prosper. Under this approach the spirit of initiative - not political clout - determines who succeeds.
Paul RyanI do not deny that I planned sabotage. I did not plan it in a spirit of recklessness nor because I have any love of violence. I planned it as a result of a calm and sober assessment of the political situation that had arisen after many years of tyranny exploitation and oppression of my people by the whites.
Nelson MandelaI remain just one thing and one thing only and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
Charlie ChaplinHalf a truth is better than no politics.
Gilbert K. ChestertonEverything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will RogersI was losing interest in politics when the repeal of the Missouri Compromise aroused me again. What I have done since then is pretty well known.
Abraham LincolnThe country already has a leader who divides us with the bitter politics of envy. We have to offer an alternative vision.
Mitt RomneyDemocracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
AristotleI don't see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist due to the irresponsibility of its people. The issues are much too important for the Chilean voters to be left to decide for themselves.
Henry A. KissingerI feel very happy to be living in Berkeley because there are a lot of people who are politically active here.
Alice WalkerIf you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Will RogersIn politics nothing is contemptible.
Benjamin DisraeliI was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.
SocratesIn our time political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible.
George OrwellSome day following the example of the United States of America there will be a United States of Europe.
George WashingtonMagnanimity in politics is not seldom the truest wisdom, and a great empire and little minds go ill together.
Edmund BurkeWhat should I have known or written had I been a quiet mercantile politician or a lord in waiting? A man must travel and turmoil or there is no existence.
Lord ByronOne of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
PlatoOn one hand given the political climate (in Amherst) I'm not shocked.
James AllenMan is by nature a political animal.
AristotlePolitics is the diversion of trivial men who when they succeed at it become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
George Jean NathanPolitics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Ambrose BierceThe more you observe politics the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will RogersUniversity politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Henry A. KissingerIn politics... never retreat never retract... never admit a mistake.
Napoleon BonaparteI really don't have tremendous political ambition. I have policy ambition.
Paul Ryan