Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
George OrwellBig Brother is watching you.
George OrwellForce always attracts men of low morality.
Albert EinsteinHe who molds the public sentiment... makes statutes and decisions possible or impossible to make.
Abraham LincolnPolitics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho MarxPoliticians and diapers should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Mark TwainAnyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas AdamsNo man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.
Abraham LincolnAs I would not be a slave so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
Abraham LincolnReader suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark TwainWe get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.
George CarlinThose who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.
Mahatma GandhiI believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
Steve MartinIn matters of conscience the law of the majority has no place.
Mahatma GandhiAll compromise is based on give and take, but there can be no give and take on fundamentals. Any compromise on mere fundamentals is a surrender. For it is all give and no take.
Mahatma GandhiForget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
Doug CouplandEverything is possible, from angels to demons, to economists and politicians.
Paulo CoelhoA politician never forgets the precarious nature of elective life. We have never established a practice of tenure in public office.
Hubert H. HumphreyThere are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.
Mark TwainConservative n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Ambrose BierceDemocracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Oscar WildeIn politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table.
H. G. WellsTo expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.
Oscar WildeSometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up in our politics and say definite things which mean something, or whether we shall always go on using generalities to which everyone can subscribe and which mean very little.
Eleanor RooseveltDon't be a bottleneck. If a matter is not a decision for the President, or you delegate it. Force responsibility down and out. Find problem areas add structure and delegate. The pressure is to do the reverse. Resist it.
Donald RumsfeldNothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
John Kenneth GalbraithIn my opinion eight years as president is enough, and sometimes too much for any man to serve in that capacity.
Harry S. TrumanWhere is the justice of political power if it executes the murderer and jails the plunderer, and then itself marches upon neighboring lands, killing thousands and pillaging the very hills?
Kahlil GibranThe most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control and outnumbers both of the other classes.
AristotleElections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.
Thomas SowellYou don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Margaret ThatcherThere are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Mark TwainI rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
P. J. O'RourkeThe best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
AristotlePolitics is almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.
Winston ChurchillFifty percent of people won't vote and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.
Gore VidalNo part of the education of a politician is more indispensable than the fighting of elections.
Winston ChurchillHypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise it costs nothing.
Edmund BurkeMothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.
John F. KennedyAnd fifth, we will champion small businesses, America's engine of job growth. That means reducing taxes on business, not raising them. It means simplifying and modernizing the regulations that hurt small business the most. And it means that we must rein in the skyrocketing cost of healthcare by repealing and replacing Obamacare.
Mitt RomneyI don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaAn empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
Albert EinsteinThe mark of a true politician is that he is never at a loss for words because he is always half-expecting to be asked to make a speech.
Richard M. NixonAny American who is prepared to run for president should automatically by definition be disqualified from ever doing so.
Gore VidalOne should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar WildeHalf of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Gore VidalWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark TwainPolitics without principles, Education without character, Science without humanity, and Commerce without morality are not only useless, but also positively dangerous.
Sai BabaImportant principles may and must be inflexible.
Abraham LincolnCivil confusions often spring from trifles but decide great issues.
AristotleOne strength of the communist system of the East is that it has some of the character of a religion and inspires the emotions of a religion.
Albert EinsteinLoyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
Mark TwainI never had a policy, I have just tried to do my very best each and every day.
Abraham LincolnAre you a politician asking what your country can do for you, or a zealous one asking what you can do for your country? If you are the first then you are a parasite, if the second then you are an oasis in the desert.
Kahlil GibranWhat the statesman is most anxious to produce is a certain moral character in his fellow citizens, namely a disposition to virtue and the performance of virtuous actions.
AristotlePublic sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail. Without it nothing can succeed.
Abraham LincolnA tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand they do less easily move against him believing that he has the gods on his side.
AristotleThrough pro-growth policies by abolishing Obamacare and eliminating other Obama-imposed impediments to economic growth we will get our economy back on track.
Mitt RomneyPower concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will.
Frederick DouglassI recognize the Republican party as the sheet anchor of the colored man's political hopes and the ark of his safety.
Frederick DouglassI'm a political conservative.
P. J. O'RourkeTo avoid being mistaken for a sellout I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets.
Barack ObamaLike religion politics and family planning cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma BombeckPositive rights are the right to shelter the right to education, the right to health care, the right to a living wage. These things are - these are I would call them more properly political rights rather than positive rights. And they are extremely tricky because now we are dealing with things that are zero sum.
P. J. O'RourkeI am really sorry to see my countrymen trouble themselves about politics. If men were wise the most arbitrary princes could not hurt them. If they are not wise the freest government is compelled to be a tyranny. Princes appear to me to be fools. Houses of Commons and Houses of Lords appear to me to be fools, they seem to me to be something else besides human life.
William BlakeIn Paris when the picture came out [Casablanca] they weren't too pleased with it. They didn't like the political point of view. The picture was taken off immediately and was never sold to television. A while ago it was brought in and opened in five theatres in Paris as a new movie. They had a big gala opening where I appeared and people were absolutely crazy about it.
Ingrid BergmanWhen it comes to the health of our families Barack refused to listen to all those folks who told him to leave health reform for another day another president. He didn't care whether it was the easy thing to do politically - that's not how he was raised - he cared that it was the right thing to do.
Michelle ObamaThe stimulus was a case of political patronage corporate welfare and cronyism at their worst.
Paul RyanThe future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama your agenda is not new. It's not change and it's not hope.
Rush LimbaughWhat we heard today was not fiscal leadership from our Commander-in-Chief, what we heard today was a political broadside from our Campaigner-in-Chief.
Paul RyanPolitics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are like God's infinite mercy a last resort.
P. J. O'RourkeThe ballot is stronger than the bullet.
Abraham LincolnPolitics is for the present but an equation is for eternity.
Albert EinsteinIdeology politics and journalism which luxuriate in failure are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
P. J. O'RourkeIn the end that's what this election is about. Do we participate in a politics of cynicism or a politics of hope?
Barack ObamaI do not deny that I planned sabotage. I did not plan it in a spirit of recklessness nor because I have any love of violence. I planned it as a result of a calm and sober assessment of the political situation that had arisen after many years of tyranny exploitation and oppression of my people by the whites.
Nelson MandelaThe country already has a leader who divides us with the bitter politics of envy. We have to offer an alternative vision.
Mitt Romney