Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Stephen Glenn "Steve" Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, producer, and musician. Since the 1980s, having branched away from comedy, Martin has become a successful actor, as well as an author, playwright, pianist, and banjo player, eventually earning him an Emmy, Grammy, and American Comedy awards, among other honors.

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.