I've got nothing to do today but smile.
Paul SimonIt's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes strength to be gentle and kind.
MorrisseyLife is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.
Mark TwainIf you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
Marilyn MonroePeace begins with a smile.
Mother TeresaLaughter is the fireworks of the soul.
Josh BillingsWhen you realize how perfect everything is, you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.
BuddhaWisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side.
Jane AustenIn the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.
Kahlil GibranDetermine to live life with flair and laughter.
Maya AngelouIf you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Maya AngelouThe glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, not the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.
Ralph Waldo EmersonIf you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
George Bernard ShawJust as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.
Alan WattsThe most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Nicolas ChamfortLife is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly
Paulo CoelhoLet no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness: kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile.
Mother TeresaEvery time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
Mother TeresaLaugh at your worries and insecurities. View your anxieties with humor. It will be difficult at first, but you’ll gradually get used to it.
Paulo CoelhoWhen a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father both cry.
William ShakespeareWisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh and too selfish to seek other than itself.
Kahlil GibranWhen kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny DeppBeauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror.
Rabindranath TagoreLaughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.
Henry Ward BeecherThe easiest beneficence is a smile. The simplest release is to have a vegetarian meal.
BuddhaWrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark TwainFor what do we live but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
Jane AustenAnd the smile that is worth the praises of earth is the smile that shines through tears.
Ella Wheeler WilcoxI am serious, so I laugh a lot. You need to laugh. You don't laugh enough. I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.
Maya AngelouWe shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.
Mother TeresaThe laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant but seldom carefree.
Mason CooleyAnd we should consider every day lost, on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false, which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
Friedrich NietzscheThe human race has one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
Mark TwainEarth laughs in flowers.
Ralph Waldo EmersonThe main thing in one's own private world is to try to laugh as much as you cry.
Maya AngelouIf a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work
George CarlinSex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody AllenIf I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
Martin LutherWomen should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives.
Maya AngelouAgainst the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Mark TwainOne cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Jane AustenWhat sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles to be sure, but scattered along life's pathway the good they do is inconceivable.
Joseph AddisonA smile abroad is often a scowl at home.
Alfred Lord TennysonWhen the stars threw down their spears, And watered heaven with their tears, Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
William BlakeThe robbed that smiles steals something from the thief.
William ShakespeareI love the man that can smile in trouble that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink but he whose heart is firm and whose conscience approves his conduct will pursue his principles unto death.
Thomas PaineJust as hope rings through laughter it can also shine through tears.
Maya AngelouAlways laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Lord ByronLaughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
Oscar WildeWe should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
Friedrich NietzscheShe laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.
Benjamin FranklinI like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient, in living it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Dr. SeussSmile, for everyone lacks self-confidence, and more than any other one thing, a smile reassures them.
Andre MauroisKeep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.
Kahlil GibranJesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing). However if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, ‘My goodness, I’ve just discovered that I’m God,’ they’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh, congratulations, at last you found out.
Alan WattsRemember me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to remember me and cry.
Dr. SeussLove is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Paulo CoelhoIf you have a sick or lonely person at home, be there. Maybe just to hold a hand, maybe just to give a smile, that is the greatest, the most beautiful work.
Mother TeresaSpeak tenderly; let there be kindness in your face, in your eyes, in your smile, in the warmth of your greeting. Always have a cheerful smile. Don't only give your care, but give your heart as well.
Mother TeresaI am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody AllenThat [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Woody AllenIf I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Charles M. SchulzI do not want a friend who smiles when I smile, who weeps when I weep, for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.
ConfuciusWhen a man bleeds inwardly it is a dangerous thing for himself, but when he laughs inwardly it bodes no good to other people.
Charles DickensIf you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
William ShakespeareBeware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
Henry Ward BeecherNever laugh at those who suffer, suffer sometimes those who laugh.
Victor HugoThe real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection.
Thomas PaineWhoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
Albert EinsteinSweet babe in thy face Soft desires I can trace Secret joys and secret smiles Little pretty infant wiles
William BlakeBut God can only smile because only God can know what is coming next.
Desmond TutuMen are born with a helpless lamenting cry, they should die with a smile of happy joy.
Sai BabaFor everything exists and not one sigh nor smile nor tear one hair nor particle of dust not one can pass away.
William BlakeLet him who expects one class of society to prosper in the highest degree while the other is in distress try whether one side, of the face can smile while the other is pinched.
Thomas FullerThey might not need me, but they might. I'll let my head be just in sight, a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity.
Emily DickinsonJoy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
Victor HugoThe selfish smiling fool and the sullen frowning fool shall be both thought wise that they may be a rod.
William BlakeThe first time I see a jogger smiling I'll consider it.
Joan RiversLook back and smile on perils past.
Walter ScottThou pendulum betwixt a smile and tear
Lord ByronThose who seek to know God must steel themselves to bear insult injury and torture with a smile.
Sai Baba'Tis pleasing to be school'd in a strange tongue by female lips and eyes - that is I mean, When both the teacher and the taught are young, As was the case at least where I have been, They smile so when one's right, and when one's wrong, They smile still more.
Lord ByronJupiter from on high smiles at the perjuries of lovers.
OvidYou smile with pomp and rigor you talk of benevolence and virtue, I act with benevolence and virtue and get murdered time after time.
William BlakeLet a smile be your umbrella and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
George CarlinA stale article if you dip it in a good warm sunny smile will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.
Nathaniel HawthorneHe taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
Emo PhilipsWhen I saw that rage was vain And to sulk would nothing gain Turning many a trick and wile I began to soothe and smile.
William BlakeStart every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. FieldsThere is a smile of love And there is a smile of deceit And there is a smile of smiles In which these two smiles meet.
William BlakeEveryone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.
Chuck PalahniukThe moon like a flower In heaven's high bower With silent delight Sits and smiles on the night.
William BlakeLuck is not chance it's toil, fortune's expensive smile is earned.
Emily DickinsonA bland smile is like a green light at an intersection - it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.
Doug CouplandToo often we underestimate the power of a touch a smile a kind word a listening ear an honest compliment or the smallest act of caring all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
Leo BuscagliaTrue humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt, its essence is love. It issues not in laughter but in still smiles which lie far deeper.
Thomas CarlyleDon't be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do not flaunt it. Laugh a little and teach your men to laugh--get good humor under fire--war is a game that's played with a smile. If you can't smile grin. If you can't grin keep out of the way till you can.
Winston ChurchillAnd if you see me smile and maybe give me a hug. That's important to me too.
Jim ValvanoA communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up
Winston ChurchillI saw music as a way to entertain people and take them away from their daily lives and put smiles on their faces as opposed to what I see it being now which is a way for me to actually communicate and a way for me to tap into my subconscious.
Alanis MorissetteA kind heart is a fountain of gladness making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.
Washington IrvingThe most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder.
Jim MorrisonSmiles form the channels of a future tear.
Lord ByronI have not loved the world nor the world me, / I have not flattered its rank breath nor bowed / To its idolatries a patient knee / Nor coined my cheek to smiles nor cried aloud / In worship of an echo.
Lord ByronLaughter is day and sobriety is night, a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both more bewitching than either.
Henry Ward BeecherIt is little men know of women, their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.
Amelia BarrBe thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.
Lord ByronIf you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
Maya AngelouA smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring sharing person inside.
Denis WaitleyI don't mind a little Sturm und Drang. When I was doing 'Riding in Cars With Boys ' I wouldn't smile at anybody because my character Bev was angry at the world. I'm the opposite. Inside my head I'd be like God I'll explain to you at the end of shooting that I'm not this person.
Drew BarrymoreI believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey HepburnHe said he was like a crocodile. You never knew whether he was trying to smile or preparing to swallow you up.
Winston ChurchillThe lowest and vilest alleys of London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside.
Arthur Conan DoyleEvery man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
James Matthew BarrieWhen a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
Francis BaconA warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
William Arthur WardThere are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
Honore de BalzacJesus wept, Voltaire smiled. From that divine tear and from that human smile is derived the grace of present civilization.
Victor HugoWhile the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it. The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
Lewis CarrollOne may be continually abusive without saying any thing just, but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty
Jane AustenIf you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Kin HubbardWar is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile grin. If you can't grin keep out of the way till you can.
Winston ChurchillThe fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another's smile at someone and receive a smile in return are to me continual spiritual exercises.
Leo BuscagliaIf you smile when no one else is around you really mean it.
Andy RooneyLet me smile with the wise and feed with the rich.
Samuel JohnsonWear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
George EliotA smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller[OK maybe he's not exactly smiling. But Bryant sure seems to be taking his severe ankle sprain in stride. Instead of gnashing his teeth the 26-year-old Lakers star (and fiery competitor) has sounded philosophical and upbeat in TV interviews.] I think eventually it'll make us a better team ... It's a positive thing.
Kobe Bryant