When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

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If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

Me I'm dishonest and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

France and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most important thing th

France and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most important thing though is that people there know how to live! In America they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster.

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    It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.

    It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.

    Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.

    Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.

    Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage.

    Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage.

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