Drunk Quotes

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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child.

Nobody can write the life of a man, but those who have eat, and drunk, and lived in social intercourse with him.

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses, though he be not drunk.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am, will never work in this town again.

A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.

One tequila two tequila three tequila floor.

Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.

Man being reasonable must get drunk, the best of life is but intoxication.

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