My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny YoungmanDrunkenness is temporary suicide.
Bertrand RussellI've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
F. Scott FitzgeraldWhen kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny DeppHerb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob MarleyThen not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child.
PlatoNobody can write the life of a man, but those who have eat, and drunk, and lived in social intercourse with him.
Samuel JohnsonThe aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
Henry MillerWhy don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
Henny YoungmanCreationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
Isaac AsimovHe is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses, though he be not drunk.
EpictetusAlways do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest HemingwayOne thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am, will never work in this town again.
Jim CarreyThe worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler YeatsIf merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
William JamesOne tequila two tequila three tequila floor.
George CarlinMan being reasonable must get drunk, the best of life is but intoxication.
Lord ByronAn American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles DarwinWhen I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.
Henny YoungmanIt's best to rise from life like a banquet, neither thirsty or drunken.
AristotleIf carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch HedbergWhat's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water.
Douglas AdamsYou must stay drunk on writing, so reality cannot destroy you.
Ray BradburyA man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
Charlie ChaplinSometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Mark TwainAn intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest HemingwayEnnui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
BuddhaDrinking too much of Mr Weston's good wine.
Jane AustenIf the parent is a drunkard a gambler and a cheat no amount of textbook ethics can cure the sons. I like children and the young innocence. I will not allow them to be blamed. The fault lies wholly on the shoulders of the elders, the parents and the leaders who shape the norms which they imbibe.
Sai BabaO thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.
William ShakespeareA man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
Lyndon B. JohnsonIt is better to rise from life as from a banquet - neither thirsty nor drunken.
AristotleCome gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.
William Shakespeare