I may be drunk Miss but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly.

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Success is not final failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

All the great things are simple and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something sometime in your life.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.