I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

Author: John Waters

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If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.

Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle.