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If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Love is the answer but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

There should not be any trace of dislike or distrust on the score of nationality language, caste, economic status, scholarship, age or sex.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful natural wholesome things that money can buy.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

In itself homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man, either a human being without feeling fear, restraint or obligation.

Simone de Beauvoir

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Kissing - and I mean like yummy smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do bar none. Better than sex hands down.

A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel any day.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Robert A. Heinlein

With me nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now we'll never see each other!

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Gore Vidal

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an arsehole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.

I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.

American men as a group seem to be interested in only two things: money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

John Updike

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.

Bette Davis

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Joan Rivers

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Woody Allen

You can't fake creativity, competence or sexual arousal.

Doug Coupland

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

Woody Allen

When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.

Hedy Lamarr

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

Audrey Hepburn

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

Erma Bombeck

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.

Marilyn Monroe

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels, and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

Gore Vidal

My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

W. Somerset Maugham

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

People will always choose more money over more sex.

Doug Coupland

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Rodney Dangerfield

Unity is vital for all wherever they are and whatever their country, religion or sex. Love should be the unifying force.

Sai Baba

It's crazy to take little in between jobs just because they look good on your resume. That's like saving sex for your old age. Do what you love and work for whom you admire the most, and you've given yourself the best chance in life you can.

Warren Buffett

Some things are better than sex and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

W. C. Fields

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

Woody Allen

Sex is emotion in motion.

Mae West

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

P. J. O'Rourke

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

John Barrymore

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Woody Allen

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.

George Jean Nathan

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Fran Lebowitz

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range some people are loathsome and some are delightful.

Margaret Mead

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Marcus Aurelius

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Henry A. Kissinger

Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.

Walt Whitman

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.


To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle. 

Henry Miller

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.

Kim Kardashian

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

Deepak Chopra

The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.

Joan Rivers

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Andy Warhol

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman, he does not mean conversation.

Samuel Johnson

I admit I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

Phyllis Diller

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Woody Allen

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.

Bette Davis

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Steve Martin

I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.

Mason Cooley

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allen

One thing i don't understand is sex is legal and selling things is legal, but selling sex is illegal.

George Carlin

That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

Woody Allen

Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.

Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But it's usually too battered with rules to be heard and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.

Jim Morrison

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen

Literature - creative literature - unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable.

Gertrude Stein

If it wasn't for pick-pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

Woody Allen

If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.

George Carlin

I think same sex couples should be able to get married.

Barack Obama

There is hidden or flaunted a sword between the sexes, till an entire marriage reconciles them.

C. S. Lewis

Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing, between 5 it's fantastic.

Woody Allen

I have fun being sexy and tough at the same time.

Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.

Marilyn Monroe

All women do have a different sense of sexuality or sense of fun or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.

Angelina Jolie

My wife met me at the door, the other night, in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

Rodney Dangerfield

I hate it when people take the things I say and turn them into something sexual. Just because it's funny to them doesn't mean everyone is going to take it that way. And I don't.

Kurt Cobain

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

Bill Cosby

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

My play 'Safe Sex' was picked apart because critics thought it was untrue. It was a play in which no one had AIDS but the characters talked about how it was going to change their lives.

Harvey Fierstein

Sex and beauty are inseparable like life and consciousness. And the intelligence, which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition.

David Herbert Lawrence

The impulse to cruelty is in many people almost as violent as the impulse to sexual love - almost as violent and much more mischievous.

I don't encourage people to choose any sort of sexuality.

Marilyn Manson

I had a great many sex and love cases where people were absolutely devastated when somebody with whom they were compulsively in love didn't love them back. They were killing themselves with anxiety and depression.

To me, if a heterosexual has a right to do it, then I have a right to do it. And if it's important to the gay youth - who are now setting the agenda - then its important to me.

Harvey Fierstein

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it, and thought of other things if you did.

I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.

Joel Osteen

Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree it is only in the conclusions, their reasons are always different.

George Santayana

In the duel of sex, woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.

H. L. Mencken

There's a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There's a lot of sex, you know, in art. There's a lot of naked women and men and there's intrigue there's fakery. It's a real microcosm of the larger world.

Steve Martin

Sex without love is a meaningless experience but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

I'm not even kind of a lesbian.

Oprah Winfrey

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

Woody Allen

I need more sex OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

Angelina Jolie

There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses, if not practices.

Gore Vidal

The truth is sex doesn't mean that much to me now.

Lana Turner

Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell, it demands complete abandon, if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses the spell is broken.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse, it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen

Neither sex without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Chastity does not mean abstention from sexual wrong, it means something flaming like Joan of Arc.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

The first and only principle of sexual ethics: the accuser is always in the wrong.

Theodor W. Adorno

The question of sexual dominance can exist only in the nightmare of that soul which has armed itself totally against the possibility of the changing motion of conquest and surrender which is love.

Sexuality is one of the ways that we become enlightened actually because it leads us to self-knowledge.

Alice Walker

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Gore Vidal

The word love has by no means the same sense for both sexes, and this is one cause of the serious misunderstandings that divide them.

I grew up in a family that was multifaceted sexually oriented and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working my friends were all adults. I had a tough time going to different schools because people knew me from films and I was the fat child who got beaten up every day.

Drew Barrymore

The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the what would you say? Plucking?

Angelina Jolie

Of all the sexual aberrations chastity is the strangest.

Anatole France

Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.

Bertrand Russell

Let's suppose somebody abused you sexually. You still had a choice, though not a good one, about what to tell yourself about the abuse.

Albert Ellis

I used to be super trendy and totally sexy. But I look back now and I used to want everything short and low cut and you really can't do it all.

Kim Kardashian

I feel very deeply about the need to respect and tolerate people of different social - or sexual orientation. But at the same time I believe marriage should be preserved as an institution for one man and one woman.

Mitt Romney

I have not supported same-sex marriage. I have supported civil partnerships and contractual relationships.

Hillary Clinton

In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.

I didn't know... I had no idea... maybe bike related, maybe I hit it somehow, maybe sex related! But I said 'This is ridiculous' and the pain just wouldn't go away.

Lance Armstrong

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.

George Carlin

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.