If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!
John WatersThe real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.
Marilyn MonroeEverything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.
Oscar WildeGood sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Mae WestWe waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
Tom RobbinsMy first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.
Chuck PalahniukIn my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Nora EphronLove is the answer but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody AllenSex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody AllenForget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
Doug CouplandI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George BurnsIn itself homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man, either a human being without feeling fear, restraint or obligation.
Simone de BeauvoirSex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn MonroeSex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Woody AllenA man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset MaughamI never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Gore VidalAn intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Aldous HuxleyIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank ZappaIs sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
Woody AllenIf you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an arsehole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.
Kurt CobainSex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette DavisAmerican men as a group seem to be interested in only two things: money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.
Hedy LamarrThe information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
Dave BarrySex is like money; only too much is enough.
John UpdikeFrom the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette DavisYou can't fake creativity, competence or sexual arousal.
Doug CouplandSex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
Woody AllenWhen I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.
Hedy LamarrThere is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Audrey HepburnA sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
Marilyn MonroeSex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels, and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.
Gore VidalMy own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset MaughamI'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney DangerfieldSome things are better than sex and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. FieldsA fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Woody AllenSex is emotion in motion.
Mae WestDeath is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody AllenTo speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.
George Jean NathanTo have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle.
Henry MillerEvery girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.
Kim KardashianSex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.
Deepak ChopraSex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Andy WarholWhen a man says he had pleasure with a woman, he does not mean conversation.
Samuel JohnsonI admit I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Phyllis DillerRemember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Woody AllenI often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
Bette DavisSex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
Marlene DietrichSex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody AllenOne thing i don't understand is sex is legal and selling things is legal, but selling sex is illegal.
George CarlinThat [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Woody AllenChastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.
Aldous HuxleySex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But it's usually too battered with rules to be heard and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
Jim MorrisonBisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody AllenLiterature - creative literature - unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable.
Gertrude SteinIf it wasn't for pick-pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney DangerfieldSex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Woody AllenIf God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.
George CarlinI think same sex couples should be able to get married.
Barack ObamaThere is hidden or flaunted a sword between the sexes, till an entire marriage reconciles them.
C. S. LewisSex between 2 people is a beautiful thing, between 5 it's fantastic.
Woody AllenI have fun being sexy and tough at the same time.
Christina AguileraBeing a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.
Marilyn MonroeAll women do have a different sense of sexuality or sense of fun or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.
Angelina JolieI hate it when people take the things I say and turn them into something sexual. Just because it's funny to them doesn't mean everyone is going to take it that way. And I don't.
Kurt CobainSex and beauty are inseparable like life and consciousness. And the intelligence, which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition.
David Herbert LawrenceI don't encourage people to choose any sort of sexuality.
Marilyn MansonI had a great many sex and love cases where people were absolutely devastated when somebody with whom they were compulsively in love didn't love them back. They were killing themselves with anxiety and depression.
Albert EllisMoney, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it, and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur BaldwinIn the duel of sex, woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.
H. L. MenckenSex without love is a meaningless experience but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Woody AllenI'm not even kind of a lesbian.
Oprah WinfreyThe prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
Woody AllenI need more sex OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.
Angelina JolieThere is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses, if not practices.
Gore VidalThe truth is sex doesn't mean that much to me now.
Lana TurnerSex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell, it demands complete abandon, if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses the spell is broken.
Simone de BeauvoirI can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody AllenNeither sex without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor.
Jean-Paul SartreChastity does not mean abstention from sexual wrong, it means something flaming like Joan of Arc.
Gilbert K. ChestertonThe first and only principle of sexual ethics: the accuser is always in the wrong.
Theodor W. AdornoThe question of sexual dominance can exist only in the nightmare of that soul which has armed itself totally against the possibility of the changing motion of conquest and surrender which is love.
James Arthur BaldwinSexuality is one of the ways that we become enlightened actually because it leads us to self-knowledge.
Alice WalkerThe word love has by no means the same sense for both sexes, and this is one cause of the serious misunderstandings that divide them.
Simone de BeauvoirThe fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the what would you say? Plucking?
Angelina JolieOf all the sexual aberrations chastity is the strangest.
Anatole FranceLet's suppose somebody abused you sexually. You still had a choice, though not a good one, about what to tell yourself about the abuse.
Albert EllisI used to be super trendy and totally sexy. But I look back now and I used to want everything short and low cut and you really can't do it all.
Kim KardashianIn America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.
Marlene DietrichI didn't know... I had no idea... maybe bike related, maybe I hit it somehow, maybe sex related! But I said 'This is ridiculous' and the pain just wouldn't go away.
Lance ArmstrongInstead of warning pregnant women not to drink I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.
George CarlinMy mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
Emo Philips