Sex Quotes

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If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.

Marilyn Monroe

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

Woody Allen

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Groucho Marx

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

George Bernard Shaw

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

John Waters

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Steve Martin

Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Mae West

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Lily Tomlin

Love is the answer but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

There should not be any trace of dislike or distrust on the score of nationality language, caste, economic status, scholarship, age or sex.

Sai Baba

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful natural wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

Mitch Hedberg
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