Sex Quotes

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If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Love is the answer but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

There should not be any trace of dislike or distrust on the score of nationality language, caste, economic status, scholarship, age or sex.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful natural wholesome things that money can buy.

Forget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Doug Coupland

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

Mitch Hedberg
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