If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!
John WatersThe real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.
Marilyn MonroeI don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer
Woody AllenI remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Groucho MarxWhy should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard ShawI thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
John WatersYou know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve MartinEverything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.
Oscar WildeGood sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Mae WestWe waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
Tom RobbinsMy first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.
Chuck PalahniukIn my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Nora EphronLove is the answer but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody AllenSex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody AllenThere should not be any trace of dislike or distrust on the score of nationality language, caste, economic status, scholarship, age or sex.
Sai BabaI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful natural wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve MartinForget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
Doug CouplandI can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George BurnsIn itself homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man, either a human being without feeling fear, restraint or obligation.
Simone de BeauvoirSex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn MonroeSex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Woody AllenA man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset MaughamI never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Gore VidalAn intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Aldous HuxleyIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank ZappaIs sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
Woody AllenIf you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an arsehole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.
Kurt CobainSex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette DavisAmazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.
Mason CooleyI sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.
Woody AllenAmerican men as a group seem to be interested in only two things: money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.
Hedy LamarrSex is like money; only too much is enough.
John UpdikeFrom the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette DavisSex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody AllenYou can't fake creativity, competence or sexual arousal.
Doug CouplandSex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
Woody AllenWhen I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.
Hedy LamarrThere is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Audrey HepburnI haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma BombeckA sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
Marilyn MonroeSex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels, and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.
Gore VidalMy own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset MaughamDancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
George Bernard ShawI'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney DangerfieldSome things are better than sex and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. FieldsA fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Woody AllenSex is emotion in motion.
Mae WestSex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John BarrymoreDeath is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody AllenTo speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.
George Jean NathanDon't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Fran LebowitzThe sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Marcus AureliusNo one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry A. KissingerCopulation is no more foul to me than death is.
Walt WhitmanTo have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle.
Henry MillerEvery girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.
Kim KardashianSex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.
Deepak ChopraSex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Andy WarholWhen a man says he had pleasure with a woman, he does not mean conversation.
Samuel JohnsonI admit I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Phyllis DillerRemember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Woody AllenI often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
Bette DavisSex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
Marlene DietrichDon't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve MartinI'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.
Mason CooleySex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody AllenOne thing i don't understand is sex is legal and selling things is legal, but selling sex is illegal.
George CarlinThat [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Woody AllenChastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.
Aldous HuxleySex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But it's usually too battered with rules to be heard and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
Jim MorrisonBisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody AllenLiterature - creative literature - unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable.
Gertrude SteinIf it wasn't for pick-pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney DangerfieldI think same sex couples should be able to get married.
Barack ObamaThere is hidden or flaunted a sword between the sexes, till an entire marriage reconciles them.
C. S. LewisI have fun being sexy and tough at the same time.
Christina AguileraBeing a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.
Marilyn MonroeMy wife met me at the door, the other night, in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney Dangerfield