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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and screenwriter known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School.

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Life is just a bowl of pits.
What a dog I got his favorite bone is in my arm.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
With me nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now we'

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