With me nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now we'll never see each other!
Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and screenwriter known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School.
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