A lady's imagination is very rapid, it jumps from admiration to love from love to matrimony in a moment

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you'll become happy, if you get a bad one you'll become a philosopher.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays I go Fridays.

Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.

It is not a lack of love but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife

Marriage is indeed a manoeuvring business.

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes and far more expensive.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman, than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

The heart of marriage is memories, and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

Before marriage a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage she has to hold him to make love to him.

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.

With me nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now we'll never see each other!

Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations that a young person who either marries or dies is sure of being kindly spoken of.