A lady's imagination is very rapid, it jumps from admiration to love from love to matrimony in a moment
Jane AustenBy all means marry. If you get a good wife you'll become happy, if you get a bad one you'll become a philosopher.
SocratesSome people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays I go Fridays.
Henny YoungmanUltimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.
Oscar WildeIt is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife
Jane AustenLong engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
Oscar WildeSingle women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.
Jane AustenA man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman, than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene DietrichThe heart of marriage is memories, and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Bill CosbyBefore marriage a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn MonroeHe that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
Benjamin FranklinWith me nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now we'll never see each other!
Rodney DangerfieldHuman nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations that a young person who either marries or dies is sure of being kindly spoken of.
Jane Austen