Marriage is neither heaven nor hell it is simply purgatory.

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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.

He who molds the public sentiment... makes statutes and decisions possible or impossible to make.

The things I want to know are in books, my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read.

Marry or not? Whichever you do, you will repent it.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.