Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.
Mark TwainPeople are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.
Dr. SeussAny man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert EinsteinIf you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.
Johnny DeppThe real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.
Marilyn MonroeThe meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction both are transformed.
Carl JungTime heals griefs and quarrels for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves.
Blaise PascalPerhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another.
Jane AustenRegardless of your relationship with your parents, you’ll miss them when they’re gone from your life.
Maya AngelouI have so much in me, and the feeling for her absorbs it all; I have so much, and without her it all comes to nothing.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheUltimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.
Oscar WildeBetween what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost.
Kahlil GibranEver has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
Kahlil GibranThe course of true love never did run smooth.
William ShakespeareSome of us think holding on makes us strong but sometimes it is letting go.
Herman HesseThe highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being.
Tom RobbinsTo the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.
Dr. SeussPart of me aches at the thought of her being so close yet so untouchable.
Nicholas SparksShould a seeker not find a companion who is better or equal, let them resolutely pursue a solitary course.
BuddhaMen always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.
Oscar WildeIntense love does not measure, it just gives.
Mother TeresaNever make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.
Maya AngelouLong engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
Oscar WildeGrief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
Mark TwainBetween men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar WildeSigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, men were deceivers ever; one foot in sea, and one on shore, to one thing constant never.
William ShakespeareGuys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
Dave BarryIf a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.
Jane AustenFrailty, thy name is woman.
William ShakespeareSpiritual relationship is far more precious than physical. Physical relationship divorced from spiritual is body without soul.
Mahatma GandhiIt is often necessary to know how to obey a woman in order sometimes to have the right to command her.
Victor HugoBoys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.
Anne FrankA man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman, than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene DietrichThis man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
Henny YoungmanAbsences are a good influence in love and keep it bright and delicate.
Robert Louis Stevenson'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.
William Makepeace ThackerayReal magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.
Wayne DyerWoman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar WildeSometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine HepburnMen marry because they are tired, women because they are curious, both are disappointed.
Oscar WildeI don't want expensive gifts, I don't want to be bought. I have everything I want. I just want someone to be there for me, to make me feel safe and secure.
Princess DianaI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
Mark TwainLook at my life. I'm floating like mercury around the earth. My footprints shine with stardust. All because I love you. All because you love me.
Maya AngelouEverything that can be counted does not necessarily count, everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted.
Albert EinsteinFind joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it or change it.
Chuck PalahniukSo then the relationship of self to other is the complete realization that loving yourself is impossible without loving everything defined as other than yourself.
Alan WattsThere is safety in reserve, but no attraction. One cannot love a reserved person.
Jane AustenI do not want people to be agreeable as it saves me that trouble of liking them.
Jane AustenA person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship.
Rainer Maria RilkeWe cannot possibly let ourselves get frozen into regarding everyone we do not know as an absolute stranger.
Albert SchweitzerLove one another but make not a bond of love: Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Kahlil GibranMarriage is not a simple love affair, it's an ordeal, and the ordeal is the sacrifice of ego to a relationship in which two have become one.
Joseph CampbellTrust is the glue of life. It's the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It's the foundational principle that holds all relationships.
Stephen CoveyMen are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
William ShakespeareIt is not time or opportunity that is to determine intimacy, it is disposition alone. Seven years would be insufficient to make some people acquainted with each other and seven days are more than enough for others.
Jane AustenNo woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.
Alexander PopeMy being charming, Harriet, is not quite enough to induce me to marry, I must find other people charming - one other person at least.
Jane AustenIt is easier to be a lover than a husband, for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Honore de BalzacFriendship, like love, is destroyed by long absence, though it may be increased by short intermissions.
Samuel JohnsonWhen a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her, except continue to love her.
Oscar WildeThere are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.
J. K. RowlingI've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out she'll kill me.
Henny YoungmanIf the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.
James Arthur BaldwinThey do not love that do not show their love.
William ShakespeareWomen love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
Oscar WildeKeep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin FranklinIt is not out of compliment that lovers keep on telling one another how beautiful they are; the delight is incomplete till it is expressed.
C. S. LewisOnce we dreamt that we were strangers. We wake up to find that we were dear to each other.
Rabindranath TagoreNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
Mark TwainMarriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho MarxWomen are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
Oscar WildeMen's vows are women's traitors!
William ShakespeareExpectation is the root of all heartache.
William ShakespeareI'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.
Taylor SwiftWhy do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Henny YoungmanYou give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
Kahlil GibranHe that loves to be flattered is worthy o' the flatterer.
William ShakespeareWhenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude.
William JamesTo be completely woman you need a master and in him a compass for your life. You need a man you can look up to and respect. If you dethrone him it's no wonder that you are discontented and discontented women are not loved for long.
Marlene DietrichLove is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the most of what they can expect considering their value on the personality market.
Erich FrommMarriage is not a love affair. A love affair is a totally different thing. A marriage is a commitment to that which you are. That person is literally your other half. And you and the other are one. A love affair isn Joseph Campbell
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace.
Zig ZiglarThen when I'm in these relationships with people who are also creative or creative in their own way what happens is the attraction is initially there and it's all unicorns and rainbows. And then they hate me.
Lady GagaYeah. Sheryl and I are very happy. To me when you have a relationship you're happy and in love children are a natural part of the equation
Lance ArmstrongSister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family but once the sisters are grown it becomes the strongest relationship.
Margaret MeadTrauma happens in relationships so it can only be healed in relationships. Art can't provide healing. It can be cathartic and therapeutic but a relationship is a three-part journey.
Alanis MorissetteI have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors.
Kim KardashianDressing up is a bore. At a certain age you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age I did that. But I'm past that age.
Katharine HepburnThe game of basketball has been everything to me. My place of refuge place I've always gone where I needed comfort and peace. It's been the site of intense pain and the most intense feelings of joy and satisfaction. It's a relationship that has evolved over time given me the greatest respect and love for the game.
Michael JordanWhen you make the sacrifice in marriage you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Joseph CampbellA man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out.
Doug CouplandWhen someone says that I'm angry it's actually a compliment. I have not always been direct with my anger in my relationships which is part of why I'd write about it in my songs because I had such fear around expressing anger as a woman.
Alanis MorissetteThere is an inverse relationship between reliance on the state and self-reliance.
William F. Buckley, Jr.Relationships based on obligation lack dignity.
Wayne DyerOutside books we avoid colorful characters.
Mason CooleyCulture what you believe what you value how you live matters. Now as fundamental as these principles are they may become topics of democratic debates from time to time so it is today with the enduring institution of marriage. Marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman.
Mitt RomneyI have had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it.
Groucho MarxMy view is that marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. That's the position I've had for some time and I don't intend to make any adjustments at this point... Or ever by the way.
Mitt RomneyBefore machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.
Doug CouplandMarriage is not a love affair. A love affair is a totally different thing. A marriage is a commitment to that which you are. That person is literally your other half. And you and the other are one. A love affair isn Joseph Campbell
When I got my first television set I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.
Andy WarholThere was at time in my life where all I wanted was a relationship and I thought that was the most important thing.
Kim KardashianIt seems essential in relationships and all tasks that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.
Soren KierkegaardWhen people hold you in high esteem it's very delicate relationship. When they meet you they're putting all their chips up. It's make or break.
Henry RollinsIt is the whole environment that is created in the doctor-patient relationship in that it is not really permissive on either side ... Neither side is encouraging the other to talk about it.
James AllenIf one could be friendly with women what a pleasure - the relationship so secret and private compared with relations with men. Why not write about it truthfully?
Virginia WoolfYou can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?
Benjamin FranklinThe honey in the flower or lotus does not crave for bees, they do not plead with the bees to come. Since they have tasted the sweetness they themselves search for the flowers and rush in. They come because of the attachment between themselves and sweetness. So too is the relationship between the woman who knows the limits and the respect she evokes.
Sai BabaNever idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations.
Leo BuscagliaWhen you make a commitment to a relationship you invest your attention and energy in it more profoundly because you now experience ownership of that relationship.
Barbara de AngelisIn a relationship each person should support the other, they should lift each other up.
Taylor SwiftA relationship I think is like a shark you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
Woody AllenDodging and burning are steps to take care of mistakes God made in establishing tonal relationships.
Ansel AdamsIf you haven't found it yet keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart you'll know when you find it. And like any great relationship it just gets better and better as the years roll on.
Steve JobsI think in a way you're doomed once you can envision something. You're sort of doomed to make it happen. I've found that the moment I can envision leaving a relationship that's usually the moment that the relationship starts to fall apart.
Chuck PalahniukThere's a continuity between what I care about in any form: I care about it in my music in article-writing in how I dress in how I live in my relationships in how I navigate paparazzi how I decorate my home. There's such a continuity between everything that I don't really care what form it shows up in.
Alanis MorissetteIt's always been a great survival value for people to believe they belong to a superior tribe. That's just in human relationships.
E. O. WilsonThe relationship to one's fellow man is the relationship of prayer the relationship to oneself is the relationship of striving, it is from prayer that one draws the strength for one's striving.
Franz KafkaPromiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.
Mason CooleyYour basic guy is into a straight-ahead bottom-line kind of thought process that does not work nearly as well with the infinitely subtle complexities of human relationships as it does with calculating how much gravel is needed to cover a given driveway.
Dave BarryThe more connections you and your lover make not just between your bodies but between your minds your hearts and your souls the more you will strengthen the fabric of your relationship and the more real moments you will experience together.
Barbara de AngelisI'm more of an adventurous type than a relationship type.
Bob DylanWhere to start? ... This has been a long love-hate relationship between myself and the French.
Lance ArmstrongYou don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity.
EpicurusNever assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
Dave BarryI definitely think anything I'd be in now is a permanent relationship.
Kim KardashianAs soon as I got out there I felt a strange relationship with the pitcher's mound. It was as if I'd been born out there. Pitching just felt like the most natural thing in the world. Striking out batters was easy.
Babe RuthThe person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.
Doug CouplandThose two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
Henny YoungmanWit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark TwainAn engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion. All is safe with a lady engaged, no harm can be done.
Jane AustenI get angry at myself for staying in relationships way too long.
Alanis MorissetteIt's important to take time for your spouse and nurture the relationship.
Christina AguileraMinimalism seems closest to the sophisticated storytelling of movies. Movies have really educated contemporary audiences to be the most intelligent sophisticated audiences in history. We don't any longer need to have the relationship between one scene and the next explained. We will figure it out ourselves.
Chuck PalahniukMy greatest environments in which I can grow or grow up is in personal romantic relationships with a man.
Alanis MorissetteIf civilization is to survive we must cultivate the science of human relationships - the ability of all peoples of all kinds to live together in the same world at peace.
Franklin D. RooseveltWhen you make a sacrifice in marriage you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Joseph CampbellProbably in retrospect I should have bowed out of that relationship (with Farrow) much earlier than I did.
Woody AllenRelationships are the hallmark of the mature person.
Brian TracyThe importance of building relationships among colleagues of trying to create coalitions behind the issues that you are championing was not something I ever had much insight into until I was elected and started serving in the Senate.
Hillary ClintonIt is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so much time with yourself you might as well get some satisfaction out of the relationship.
Norman Vincent PealeA cardinal principle of Total Quality escapes too many managers: you cannot continuously improve interdependent systems and processes until you progressively perfect interdependent interpersonal relationships.
Stephen CoveyI have not supported same-sex marriage. I have supported civil partnerships and contractual relationships.
Hillary ClintonLiving with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe and not what others believe.
Barbara de Angelis