Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.

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The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Love is the answer but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

More than any other time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.

I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

If my film makes one more person miserable I've done my job

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