I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundr

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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