Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.

I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I know that when we die and it comes time for God to judge us, he will not ask, 'How many good things have you done in your life?' rather he will ask, 'How much love did you put into what you did?

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Joy is the serious business of heaven.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

My home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world.

Trees are Earth's endless effort to speak to the listening heaven.

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love.

Did universal charity prevail, earth would be a heaven, and hell a fable.

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

But let there be spaces in your togetherness and let the winds of the heavens dance between you. Love one another, but make not a bond of love: let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.

Heaven will be inherited by every man who has heaven in his soul.

Heaven lent you a soul, Earth will lend a grave.

Ask yourself whether the dream of heaven and greatness should be waiting for us in our graves - or whether it should be ours here and now and on this earth.

Certainly it is a heaven upon earth to have a man's mind to move in charity, rest in providence and turn upon the poles of truth.

The miracle on earth are the laws of heaven.

I give you the end of a golden string, Only wind it into a ball, It will lead you in at Heaven's gate, Built in Jerusalem's wall.

Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell it is simply purgatory.

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - the rest will be given.

The love of heaven makes one heavenly.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.

God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

Death and life have their determined appointments, riches and honors depend upon heaven.

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.

I'm going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell.

It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

Death and love are the two wings that bear the good man to heaven.

A teardrop on earth summons the King of heaven.

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.

When the stars threw down their spears, And watered heaven with their tears, Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.

Men, at most, differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

Good is Heaven. Evil is Hell.

Heaven means to be one with God.

Adversity is the diamond dust heaven polishes its jewels with.

'Tis not where we lie but whence we fell, the loss of heaven's the greatest pain in hell.

Ignorance is the curse of God, knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.

Without recognizing the ordinances of Heaven it is impossible to be a superior man.

Heaven lies about us in our infancy, and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.

I'm not saying that love always takes you to heaven. Your life can become a nightmare. But that said, it is worth taking the risk.

The secret source of humor is not joy, but sorrow, there is no humor in Heaven.

One thought leads to heaven, one thought leads to hell.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus and Heaven.

And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

When good Americans die they go to Paris.

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.

Love can consign us to hell or to paradise, but it always takes us somewhere.

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

He whose head is in heaven need not fear to put his feet into the grave.

Our life of poverty is as necessary as the work itself. Only in heaven will we see how much we owe to the poor for helping us to love God better because of them.

Between us and heaven or hell there is only life which is the frailest thing in the world.

All religions must be tolerated... for every man must get to heaven in his own way.

Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you, and a Heaven for your friends.

Earth took her shining station as a star, In Heaven's dark hall, high up the crowd of worlds.

Free will carried many a soul to hell but never a soul to heaven.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

By cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good we cultivate those that belong to humanity.

I'm very careful about saying who would and wouldn't go to heaven. I don't know.

All Heaven and Earth are still, though not in sleep, But breathless as we grow when feeling most.

Words without thoughts never to heaven go.

I'm going to Heaven, just like the thief on the cross who said in that last moment: 'Lord remember me.'

Heaven knows where I'll end up - but it's a safe bet that I'll never be at the top of anything! Nor do I particularly care to be.

All I saw farther in the last confusion, Was that King George slipped into heaven for one, And when the tumult dwindled to a calm, I left him practising the hundredth psalm.

If there were a vacancy in Heaven,, he would surely apply for the position of God, for he believes that he has all the necessary attributes.

God is not so far away. He is not in the heavens above, nor in hell below. He is always near you.

We are more thoroughly an enlightened people with respect to our political interests, than perhaps any other under heaven. Every man among us reads and is so easy in his circumstances as to have leisure for conversations of improvement and for acquiring information.

My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.

If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.

O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven! Keep me in temper, I would not be mad!

O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend. The brightest heaven of invention, A kingdom for a stage, princes to act.

As fire when thrown into water is cooled down and put out, so also a false accusation when brought against a man of the purest and holiest character boils over and is at once dissipated and vanishes and threats of heaven and sea himself standing unmoved.

HIV does not make people dangerous to know, so you can shake their hands and give them a hug: Heaven knows they need it.

Down on your knees and thank heaven fasting for a good man's love.

Bear up my child, bear up, Zeus who oversees and directs all things is still mighty in heaven.

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretch her fingers to touch the heavens.

Ye stars! which are the poetry of heaven!

The man who never in his mind and thoughts travel'd to heaven is no artist.

But suppose God is black? What if we go to Heaven and we all our lives have treated the Negro as an inferior, and God is there and we look up and He is not white? What then is our response?

A Robin Redbreast in a Cage Puts all Heaven in a Rage.