Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.
Steve MartinThe mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
John MiltonI am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I know that when we die and it comes time for God to judge us, he will not ask, 'How many good things have you done in your life?' rather he will ask, 'How much love did you put into what you did?
Mother TeresaGo to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark TwainJoy is the serious business of heaven.
C. S. LewisThere are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
William ShakespeareIn heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
George Bernard ShawEverything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark TwainMy home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world.
Billy GrahamTrees are Earth's endless effort to speak to the listening heaven.
Rabindranath TagoreDid universal charity prevail, earth would be a heaven, and hell a fable.
Charles Caleb ColtonHeaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.
Franz KafkaHeaven will be inherited by every man who has heaven in his soul.
Henry Ward BeecherAsk yourself whether the dream of heaven and greatness should be waiting for us in our graves - or whether it should be ours here and now and on this earth.
Ayn RandCertainly it is a heaven upon earth to have a man's mind to move in charity, rest in providence and turn upon the poles of truth.
Francis BaconI give you the end of a golden string, Only wind it into a ball, It will lead you in at Heaven's gate, Built in Jerusalem's wall.
William BlakeChildren are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.
Henry Ward BeecherMarriage is neither heaven nor hell it is simply purgatory.
Abraham LincolnA church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
H. L. MenckenThe love of heaven makes one heavenly.
William ShakespeareYou think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis StevensonGod will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.
Billy GrahamA lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
Samuel ButlerIf I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
Martin LutherAn intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
Victor HugoDeath and life have their determined appointments, riches and honors depend upon heaven.
ConfuciusWe shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
Anton ChekhovI'm going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell.
Joel OsteenIt is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
BuddhaA teardrop on earth summons the King of heaven.
Charles R. SwindollWhen the stars threw down their spears, And watered heaven with their tears, Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
William BlakeAn inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
Washington IrvingMen, at most, differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
Alfred Lord TennysonGood is Heaven. Evil is Hell.
William BlakeHeaven means to be one with God.
ConfuciusAdversity is the diamond dust heaven polishes its jewels with.
Thomas Carlyle'Tis not where we lie but whence we fell, the loss of heaven's the greatest pain in hell.
Pedro Calderon de la BarcaIgnorance is the curse of God, knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.
William ShakespeareWithout recognizing the ordinances of Heaven it is impossible to be a superior man.
ConfuciusHeaven lies about us in our infancy, and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.
Ambrose BierceI'm not saying that love always takes you to heaven. Your life can become a nightmare. But that said, it is worth taking the risk.
Paulo CoelhoOne thought leads to heaven, one thought leads to hell.
BuddhaDemocracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus and Heaven.
H. L. MenckenAnd if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.
MorrisseyWhen good Americans die they go to Paris.
Oscar WildeEvery charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.
Henry Ward BeecherLove can consign us to hell or to paradise, but it always takes us somewhere.
Paulo CoelhoYou have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
Jimi HendrixHe whose head is in heaven need not fear to put his feet into the grave.
Matthew HenryAll religions must be tolerated... for every man must get to heaven in his own way.
EpictetusChristianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you, and a Heaven for your friends.
Elbert HubbardBy cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good we cultivate those that belong to humanity.
Robert A. HeinleinHeaven knows where I'll end up - but it's a safe bet that I'll never be at the top of anything! Nor do I particularly care to be.
H. P. Lovecraft