I didn't want to be one of those women who wake up at 63 years old and realize they've missed the w

I didn't want to be one of those women who wake up at 63 years old and realize they've missed the window of opportunity for marriage and children.

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Sometimes life is so unkind, but change is never a waste of time

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay and everything's going right.

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face.

My three addictions of choice are food, love and work.

Marry or not? Whichever you do, you will repent it.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.