Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), widely known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, voice actress, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—alternatingly self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians.
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Never floss with a stranger.
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
I hate reality shows that are not reality.
Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.
Yeah I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history too.
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.