I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

Author:

Explore More Quotes by Joan Rivers

Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why we call it the present.

Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why we call it the present.

I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all ov

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

Never floss with a stranger.

Never floss with a stranger.

Related Quotes to Explore

    If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

    If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

    You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

    You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

    Love is like a child, That longs for everything it can come by

    Love is like a child, that longs for everything it can come by.

    Hold the hand of the child within you. For this child, nothing is impossible.

    Hold the hand of the child within you. For this child, nothing is impossible.

Search