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Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why we call it the present.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Never floss with a stranger.
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For the born traveller, travelling is a besetting vice. Like other vices, it is imperious, demanding its victim’s time, money, energy and the sacrifice of comfort.
When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower, and when I’m falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster.
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation, which depend upon the future. We let go the present, which we have in our power, and look forward to that which depends upon chance, and so relinquish a certainty for an uncertainty.
