W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields

William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. 

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It ain't what they call you it's what you answer to.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

Some things are better than sex and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water, that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress and you've seen the devil.

Last week I went to Philadelphia but it was closed.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

I like children - fried.

If there's a will prosperity can't be far behind.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bull.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

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