A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Author: W. C. Fields

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It ain't what they call you it's what you answer to.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

True forgiveness is when you can say, “Thank you for that experience.”

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.