Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Author: W. C. Fields

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It ain't what they call you it's what you answer to.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.