Yogi Berra

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

You can observe a lot by watching.

If you don't know where you are going you might wind up someplace else.

It's like deja-vu all over again.

If you come to a fork in the road take it.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

I never said most of the things I said.

It gets late early out there.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

Pair up in threes.

If you ask me anything I don't know I'm not going to answer.

We have deep depth.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

When you come to a fork in the road take it.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

In baseball you don't know nothing.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions it helps you out a real lot.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up I change bats. After all if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting how can I get mad at myself?

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

It ain't over till it's over.

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark nobody's going to stop them.

When you arrive at a fork in the road take it.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

I don't mean to be funny.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

Always go to other people's funerals otherwise they won't come to yours.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

I tell the kids somebody's gotta win somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If the world was perfect it wouldn't be.

I guess I've got a smart wife.

A lot of guys go 'Hey Yog say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

It's fun, baseball's fun.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf relaxing a little enjoying life.

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

If the world were perfect it wouldn't be.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

The future ain't what it used to be.

It's pretty far but it doesn't seem like it.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

There are some people who if they don't already know you can't tell 'em.